Ahrens
Ahrens is a german surname. Ahrens roughly translates into a "Badass dragonslayer from the north". the translation says it all
Ahrens by maceface41 May 11, 2012
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Peter Ahrens
A man with enough body fat, to eradicate the surface of the planet. In some religions he is looked up to, as some sort of bringer of doom ( aka a god ). He tends to use his powers, whenever his followers dissobey him, and uses them to start wars all over the solar system.
Man 1 Hey, why are you so depressed?
Man 2 I'm thinking about Peter Ahrens. What if he decides to destroy out planet with his body fat.
Man 1 Don't worry about it. I'm sure he liked our offerings from yesterday.
Man 2 I'm thinking about Peter Ahrens. What if he decides to destroy out planet with his body fat.
Man 1 Don't worry about it. I'm sure he liked our offerings from yesterday.
Peter Ahrens by Kenshin_ October 11, 2019
Jasmine Ahrens
Jasmine Ahrens by anonymous March 3, 2022
Ahren
An Ahren is a guy who is very handsome. Someone who will stick by your side no matter what. He will never leave you hanging or simply just forget about you. He is always there whenever you need him. He is very smart but at the same time a little dumb. He loves to roughhouse but knows when to stop. He loves to just mess around and forget about everything for a little while. He loves animals and seems to have no fears. Except for losing the friends he cares about the most that is. He values friendship and family very much. And would do virtually anything for you if you were his friend. If you have an Ahren in your life, you’re lucky. Don’t lose him.
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