Ahren 

An Ahren is a guy who is very handsome. Someone who will stick by your side no matter what. He will never leave you hanging or simply just forget about you. He is always there whenever you need him. He is very smart but at the same time a little dumb. He loves to roughhouse but knows when to stop. He loves to just mess around and forget about everything for a little while. He loves animals and seems to have no fears. Except for losing the friends he cares about the most that is. He values friendship and family very much. And would do virtually anything for you if you were his friend. If you have an Ahren in your life, you’re lucky. Don’t lose him.

“I saw Ahren at the store today”
“Really??”
“Uh huh. I ran up behind him and tackled him.”

“Wow, and he lets you do that?”
“Yup. It’s how he works.”

Ahren by A;) July 18, 2019

ahren 

Angel-like, Cherubic, Resembles a fallen angel, a perfect person

Caitlin is the only ahren iv ever met

ahren by PeterMarkov January 29, 2008

Ahren 

Resembling an alien. Ahrens are known to have quite hypnotizing appearances. They are not like most others. Somtimes hard to understand, it may seem like Ahrens will abduct you--but this is not the case. They may be foreign, but Ahrens live in America, and they follow the laws.

It's an alien! Wait--whoops, my bad. It's just an Ahren.

Ahren by knowerofall44 October 20, 2010

Ahren 

A woman who can catch a bowl of cereal on fire

Oh dang she pulled an ahren.

Ahren by Darkmoonzzzz December 28, 2019

ahren 

literally dababy

yoo is that dababy or is it ahren they’re soo similar

ahren by dadaby June 27, 2021

Ahren 

Only the biggest and baddest of folk deserve this beastly name! Coming from German. Badass dragon slayer from the North And or Gigantic Apple Bear from the West.

Wether the dragon slayer or apple bear they are told to be masters of many skills. Ahren is also smarter than most people... he has common fucking sense.

Most of the time people that have gotten the name Ahren have also gotten a really fucked up imagination. You don’t wanna be caught breaking into his house. Otherwise your life will be a movie. A horror and comedy mix!

Ahren also the best smoker. It’s been said that anyone who posses the name Ahren can outsmoke anyone who steps foot on the planet. Snoop Dogg, Seth Rogen, Willie Nelson, and Hitler just to name a few. If you don’t believe it. Then test it. Roll anything hand him any rig, he’ll out smoke you.

Finally as any fine lass should know. Ahren is a name that also comes with a big gift. And that gift is sacred to the bed.

“Aye you see Ahren that tall dude over there?” Guy1

“Yea, why” Guy2

“I heard he took 27 dabs in a row and then followed it up with a blunt. get this. WHILE WINTER CAMPING” Guy1

Ahren by Jay Jonah Simon November 23, 2021

Ahren Shaufl

1.) Comunisms best fighter. 2.) Direct desendant of Adolf Hitler 3.) Major Penis pump

That racist racist mand is acting like a complete Ahren Shaufl. He Doesn't like minorities. We don't like him.

Ahren Shaufl by LofanDaSavage April 18, 2019