agaveb
To givith but take it awayith. To give then take away, such as taking back presents for bad behavior.
agaveb by Toothless hillbilly 2004¥ July 28, 2017
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agave
Chiefly Mexican, agaves also occur in the southern and western United States and in central and tropical South America. The plants have a large rosette of thick fleshy leaves, each ending generally in a sharp point and with a spiny margin; the stout stem is usually short, the leaves apparently springing from the root. Along with plants from the related genus Yucca, various Agave species are popular ornamental plants. Agave sap is what is distilled into the liquors tequila and mescal.
agave by the snake man July 1, 2008
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Agave-versary
Noun.
The anniversary of an unleasing of feelings, thoughts, frustrations, etc. between two or more individuals that was specifically initiated after drinking tequila.
An agave-versary can be positive or negative.
An agave-versary original event was probably at least a little sloppy.
The anniversary of an unleasing of feelings, thoughts, frustrations, etc. between two or more individuals that was specifically initiated after drinking tequila.
An agave-versary can be positive or negative.
An agave-versary original event was probably at least a little sloppy.
Agave-versary by Starchart November 12, 2021
Agave water
Eric: Want to take shots of agave water with me?
Sam: Sure, I need to get drunk tonight.
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Parker: Can you pick up a bottle of agave water for me?
Byron: What is that?
Parker: Tequila
Sam: Sure, I need to get drunk tonight.
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Parker: Can you pick up a bottle of agave water for me?
Byron: What is that?
Parker: Tequila
Agave water by AUDX November 30, 2011
agave boon massage
An agave boon massage is a particularly rare kind of massage that was created in Thailand in the 12th century for members of the Thai aristocracy. The message consists of three stages. The first is coating the subject in agave nectar completely, inserting reeds into their nose and mouth so that they do not suffocate. The second stage is a deep tissue rub down characterized by swift, chopping palm-strikes. Finally, the masseuse sets candles about the room and summons the ancestors, who grant a boon to the client of their choosing.
agave boon massage by sarlco July 22, 2014
Agave nectar
The superior alternative to calling someone honey, hon, or hun. Especially used by vegans and those who like being a little excentric.
The superior alternative to calling someone honey, hon, or hun. Especially used by vegans and those who like being a little excentric.
'Damn you win that one my agave nectar'
'Damn you win that one my agave nectar'
Agave nectar by Moanadamassive October 10, 2021
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