A cult boarding school in Stockton, Missouri that uses vulnerable boys for profit. Known for Jurassic Elbows, Brown Town, The Padded Palace, and The Holy King James Version; Agapé is a safe haven for child predators and abusers. Don’t be fooled, this place is nothing like prison - boys at Agapé could never achieve basic human rights. If your boy likes the school enough, he can even join the staff and intermarry with the great country folks of Agape!
Q: Have you ever thought about sending Billy to Agapé Boarding School?
A: No Way! I don’t want him to have the lifelong trauma that comes with living around those hicks.
A: No Way! I don’t want him to have the lifelong trauma that comes with living around those hicks.
by Pushtheground February 11, 2021