afterworth 

The spiritual realm or place in time that one finds themselves after dying for a worthy cause.

The man just died to save the life of that baby koala, his last words were "worth!". He's going to a better place, I'm sure he will enjoy the afterworth.

afterworth by jayohEwhy September 19, 2013

afterwork 

1) An event where people meet to have drinks after work.
2) Going to a date with someone while having drinks. It can start in a bar and may end up in bed.

I am going to an afterwork, I may come back late!

afterwork by Find a Wingman November 29, 2019

afterbirth on toast 

slang term for bad pizza

that pizza was so bad it looked like afterbirth on toast

afterbirth on toast by Woodnone September 1, 2009

afterwork 

As if spending your entire working day with your co-workers wasn't bad enough, you spend time with co-workers after work drinking alcohol.
Common activities includes but are not limited to; drinking, talking about work, talking about co-workers who are not there and generally not talking about anything that is not related to working.

Hey! We have spent the entire working week together, let's get together on our free time for an afterwork!

afterwork by pseduo90210 April 12, 2014

Oaky Afterbirth 

Describing an oaky taste that remaining after eating or drinking something.

*Michael sips wine*
Michael: "mmm.. that's sort of an oaky afterbirth"
Jim:"-...what was that?"

Oaky Afterbirth by Grisha Jaeger April 11, 2021

Afterbirth 

n. The combination of amniotic fluid, blood, placenta giblits, and vaginal secretions that pour from the vagina immediately after the birth of a child. Visually, Afterbirth resembles a watered down mixture of Applesauce, Ketchup, and Mustard. Modern myth suggests that Afterbirth gives special properties and or magic powers if consumed, but this is purely speculation.

Unfounded claims concerning Afterbirth:
1. One of KFC's the 12 secret herbs and spices.
2. The secret to Dick Clark's youthful appearence.
3. The real reason John F. Kennedy was shot.
4. Found in all varities of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream.
5. What George Lucas really spends all his money on.

See also: chunky beef stew

Sebastian fell to his knees, rolled out his tongue like a dog, and began laping up his wife's precious Afterbirth from the hospital floor.

Afterbirth by Quinn Mallory January 13, 2006

afterfroth 

The dazzling remnants of ejaculation still to be found lingering in the hogs eye fifteen minutes after the main event.

Shit..struggling to have a piss..me cock's still bunged up with afterfroth!

afterfroth by monster75 September 9, 2011