Definitions by Woodnone

Nerd 

According to Kurt Vonnegut: Someone who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles.

Look at that idiot, I bet he’s a real nerd

Nerd by Woodnone August 4, 2019

Penguin Pussy 

a nun

lets go down to the convent and try and pick up some penguin pussy

Penguin Pussy by Woodnone May 21, 2015

Sis boom bah 

The sound a sheep makes when it explodes

Johnny Carson as Carnac the magnificent

Carnac holding envelope to his turbin: sis boom bah

Ed: sis boom bah?

Carnac opening envelope and reading question: describe the sound made when a sheep explodes

Sis boom bah by Woodnone April 25, 2014

afterbirth on toast 

slang term for bad pizza

that pizza was so bad it looked like afterbirth on toast

afterbirth on toast by Woodnone September 1, 2009