Woodnone's definitions

Penguin Pussy

a nun

lets go down to the convent and try and pick up some penguin pussy

by Woodnone May 21, 2015

Nerd

According to Kurt Vonnegut: Someone who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles.

Look at that idiot, I bet he’s a real nerd

by Woodnone August 4, 2019

Sis boom bah

The sound a sheep makes when it explodes

Johnny Carson as Carnac the magnificent

Carnac holding envelope to his turbin: sis boom bah

Ed: sis boom bah?

Carnac opening envelope and reading question: describe the sound made when a sheep explodes

by Woodnone April 25, 2014

afterbirth on toast

slang term for bad pizza

that pizza was so bad it looked like afterbirth on toast

by Woodnone September 1, 2009