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aftercrap 

The brown residue left in your asshole after you crap and before you wipe. Depending on the type of poop, aftercrap can be slimy, burning, or sticky.
Frank: "Uggh! There was no toilet paper in the whole house! This aftercrap is burning my asshole!"
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aftercare 

Taking care of someone after preforming sexual activities with them. Cuddling, talking, etc.
He's so good with aftercare, he makes me feel safe.
aftercare by wisefrog69 December 8, 2021

aftercare 

Post-sex wind-down ritual; recharging (i.e. relaxing, cuddling, soft pillow talk, listening to each other's heartbeats, soft kisses).
According to G. Smith, and R. Varina, "If you're not already doing it after sex (aftercare), you should be."
aftercare by talk2me-JCH2 December 5, 2022

Aftercare 

Coming down from subspace after having some form of sexual intercourse and then being taken care of. The care after sex. It can be cuddles, bathing, etc
After I fucked my sub out good, I washed him up in the bathtub and snuggled with him for aftercare.
Aftercare by strawberry cunt March 22, 2021

Afterfap 

The horrible feeling of self loathing you experience after orgasm. You gain the ability to look at the disgusting things you were watching without the mental cloud of a sex drive.
Oh my god that is so hot...*cums*....oh, oh my god, is she really doing that? I need to take a long shower in the wake of this afterfap.
Afterfap by ragequite December 22, 2010

aftercare 

The psychological or physical care either a Dominant or submissive receives after playing in kink, BDSM, or fetish situations.
"She is going to need a tremendous amount of aftercare after she does that needle play!"

"I need to give myself some aftercare after flogging for that long!"
aftercare by Domme Danielle November 21, 2011

afterclap 

afterclap -- That last person/people who keep(s) clapping after everyone else has stopped.

normally parents, but it could be die-hard fans etc.
*Large chorus of clapping"

Mom: "Did you hear little Billy's singing?"
Aunt: "Yes his voice really stood out"

*Mother and Aunt only ones clapping still*

Bystander 1: "That afterclap is lame, their kid totally sucks, it was a choir of 200 kids!"

Bystander 2: "Yeah afterclap kills a show sometimes.."
afterclap by The Rope April 29, 2009
Word of the Day on August 27, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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