Afterfap

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The horrible feeling of self loathing you experience after orgasm. You gain the ability to look at the disgusting things you were watching without the mental cloud of a sex drive.

Oh my god that is so hot...*cums*....oh, oh my god, is she really doing that? I need to take a long shower in the wake of this afterfap.

Afterfap by ragequite December 22, 2010

Words you can keep

After Fap Regrets

The feeling of regret after one has masturbated to a girl or guy, he/she was either not attracted to, or felt annoyed by, prior to masturbation.

Dude.. the other night i was flirting with Kim.. after Masturbating i had some After Fap Regrets and didn't talk to her anymore.. Made things awkward 1st block.

Also commonly used as After Fap: Dude i found out she was fat after i masturbated.. Major After Fap

After Fap Regrets by Bro_ca_Cola March 17, 2011

Related Words

Afterfap • After Fap Drip • after fap nap • After Fap Regrets • afterface • Afterfacting • Afterlap • Afternapth • THE AFTERFACIAL • After fart

afterface

The face you make after you bust

I made the coolest afterface after i faced a face that faced after it faced an afterface on the after bust

afterface by FurryFag June 5, 2016

after fap nap

The act of taking that sweet and relaxing nap after fapping.

Jack fapped and once he finished, he took an after fap nap.

after fap nap by firewolf88 October 17, 2010

THE AFTERFACIAL

THE ART OF SNEAKING INTO A FUNERAL HOME AND GIVING THE CORPSE THE MONEY SHOT WHILE IN THE CASKET. GUESTS ARE OFTEN ALARMED WHILE VIEWING THE DECEASED

"YO DUDE! MY BUDDY RYAN IS SICK. HE SNUCK INTO THIS PORNSTAR'S FUNERAL AND GAVE HER THE AFTERFACIAL."

" YO DUDE! I KNOW I CAN TRUST THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR NOT TO GIVE MY GIRLFRIEND THE AFTERFACIAL. HE HAS A SOLID REPUTATION."

THE AFTERFACIAL by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009

Afterfacting

Basically, the running of one's mouth after the fact. Similar to the "I told you so"

They spent the entire day afterfacting the disaster.

Afterfacting by Mike Kivlehan January 4, 2004

Afternapth

When one awakes from a nap and is out of it for awhile.

Man, when i got up i didn't know where i was, total afternapth.

Afternapth by gfeazy September 26, 2009

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026