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After Fap Regrets 

The feeling of regret after one has masturbated to a girl or guy, he/she was either not attracted to, or felt annoyed by, prior to masturbation.
Dude.. the other night i was flirting with Kim.. after Masturbating i had some After Fap Regrets and didn't talk to her anymore.. Made things awkward 1st block.

Also commonly used as After Fap: Dude i found out she was fat after i masturbated.. Major After Fap

afterface 

The face you make after you bust
I made the coolest afterface after i faced a face that faced after it faced an afterface on the after bust
afterface by FurryFag June 5, 2016

after fap nap 

The act of taking that sweet and relaxing nap after fapping.
Jack fapped and once he finished, he took an after fap nap.
after fap nap by firewolf88 October 17, 2010

THE AFTERFACIAL

THE ART OF SNEAKING INTO A FUNERAL HOME AND GIVING THE CORPSE THE MONEY SHOT WHILE IN THE CASKET. GUESTS ARE OFTEN ALARMED WHILE VIEWING THE DECEASED
"YO DUDE! MY BUDDY RYAN IS SICK. HE SNUCK INTO THIS PORNSTAR'S FUNERAL AND GAVE HER THE AFTERFACIAL."

" YO DUDE! I KNOW I CAN TRUST THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR NOT TO GIVE MY GIRLFRIEND THE AFTERFACIAL. HE HAS A SOLID REPUTATION."

Afterfacting 

Basically, the running of one's mouth after the fact. Similar to the "I told you so"
They spent the entire day afterfacting the disaster.
Afterfacting by Mike Kivlehan January 4, 2004

Afternapth 

When one awakes from a nap and is out of it for awhile.
Man, when i got up i didn't know where i was, total afternapth.
Afternapth by gfeazy September 26, 2009