Afterfap
The horrible feeling of self loathing you experience after orgasm. You gain the ability to look at the disgusting things you were watching without the mental cloud of a sex drive.
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After Fap Regrets
The feeling of regret after one has masturbated to a girl or guy, he/she was either not attracted to, or felt annoyed by, prior to masturbation.
Dude.. the other night i was flirting with Kim.. after Masturbating i had some After Fap Regrets and didn't talk to her anymore.. Made things awkward 1st block.
Also commonly used as After Fap: Dude i found out she was fat after i masturbated.. Major After Fap
Also commonly used as After Fap: Dude i found out she was fat after i masturbated.. Major After Fap
After Fap Regrets by Bro_ca_Cola March 17, 2011
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THE AFTERFACIAL
THE ART OF SNEAKING INTO A FUNERAL HOME AND GIVING THE CORPSE THE MONEY SHOT WHILE IN THE CASKET. GUESTS ARE OFTEN ALARMED WHILE VIEWING THE DECEASED
"YO DUDE! MY BUDDY RYAN IS SICK. HE SNUCK INTO THIS PORNSTAR'S FUNERAL AND GAVE HER THE AFTERFACIAL."
" YO DUDE! I KNOW I CAN TRUST THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR NOT TO GIVE MY GIRLFRIEND THE AFTERFACIAL. HE HAS A SOLID REPUTATION."
" YO DUDE! I KNOW I CAN TRUST THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR NOT TO GIVE MY GIRLFRIEND THE AFTERFACIAL. HE HAS A SOLID REPUTATION."
THE AFTERFACIAL by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009
Afterfacting
Afterfacting by Mike Kivlehan January 4, 2004
Afternapth
Afternapth by gfeazy September 26, 2009
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