Aftercreep

An event taking place for high schoolers across the nation on Sundays in April; the day after prom, when you spend countless hours on Facebook creeping and looking through photos from prom you either attended or did not attend because you were so excited for aftercreeping and decided to stay home. While aftercreeping, one may find that they have seen the exact same dress on three, four, or maybe five girls, and you may witness several wardrobe malfunctions before they are removed from said social networking site. When you finally stop, it is early Monday morning, at which point you have hours of homework that you planned to do on Sunday. At this time, you may make the decision to skip school monday in order to aftercreep for several more hours.

Kid 1: Hey, did you go to east's prom last night?
kid 2: yeah, then i stayed up all night aftercreeping, during which i found 3 nip slips and saw a neon orange dress on every other girl in the junior class.

Kid 3: did you guys do your homework?
kid 1 and kid 2 walk away.

Aftercreep by highschoolmeth May 7, 2011

aftercrap 

The brown residue left in your asshole after you crap and before you wipe. Depending on the type of poop, aftercrap can be slimy, burning, or sticky.

Frank: "Uggh! There was no toilet paper in the whole house! This aftercrap is burning my asshole!"

aftercrap by Christian Asatat May 9, 2010

Afterfreeze 

When you get a brain freeze somehow a solid 30 seconds after eating ice cream and it surprises you

"Dude you just made that word up, no one has ever said afterfreeze look it up" -Nipple Guy

Afterfreeze by CoolitNewton March 13, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008