Afterdrip

When a guy finishes peeing, shakes off and zips his pants back up, then a little more pee drips out and creates a very small, roundish dark spot on said guy's pants.

I can't ask out Katie right now, I'm dealing with some afterdrip.

Afterdrip by daveroo April 18, 2011

afterdrip

After you fuck a girl and nut inside her and the cum starts dripping out of her pussy.

Oh man I was fucking this bitch and I blew this huge nu. she had afterdrip for hours.

afterdrip by Creekum April 8, 2005

Afterdibs 

Calling dibs on a girl/boy to date them after they break up or are broken up with by their current boyfriend/girlfriend.

"Man she's so fine!!!! Too bad she's got a boyfriend"

"Yeah I hear ya, well I got afterdibs on that"

Afterdibs by Fingerling000 September 21, 2009

aftercrap 

The brown residue left in your asshole after you crap and before you wipe. Depending on the type of poop, aftercrap can be slimy, burning, or sticky.

Frank: "Uggh! There was no toilet paper in the whole house! This aftercrap is burning my asshole!"

aftercrap by Christian Asatat May 9, 2010

afterdick

afterdick is the persistence of a sensation of flavor after the stimulating member has passed out of contact with the sensory end organs. The term is particularly used in relation to another dick that has been there before you.

Your friend had sex with said girl. You have sex with the same said girl, now you have had some afterdick. Afterdick only applies when you know the last person she sleep with.

afterdick by Handsome Chris December 1, 2006

Afterfriend 

NOUN: A friend you'll see once in a lifetime, but then never see them again. Like you will still remember them, but you will never see them forever more.

Girl 1: Like, and then we hugged and then we became afterfriends!
Girl 2: Man that sucks that Nick is a afterfriend.
Girl 1: Like, I know right? He was so hot!

Afterfriend by Kumi-chan~ October 30, 2010

Afterdraw 

The moment you draw a card in Cards Against Humanity that would work better than the card you just played.

"Aww damn, this card would've been perfect..."
"Afterdraw man, afterdraw"

Afterdraw by Gimger0427 July 3, 2015