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afterclapp 

when a females vagina is so fat after sex that it looks like it has clap.
How was tracy last night?

She was good, but that bitch had serious afterclapp.
afterclapp by xxcoffeefeen March 11, 2010
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afterclap 

afterclap -- That last person/people who keep(s) clapping after everyone else has stopped.

normally parents, but it could be die-hard fans etc.
*Large chorus of clapping"

Mom: "Did you hear little Billy's singing?"
Aunt: "Yes his voice really stood out"

*Mother and Aunt only ones clapping still*

Bystander 1: "That afterclap is lame, their kid totally sucks, it was a choir of 200 kids!"

Bystander 2: "Yeah afterclap kills a show sometimes.."
afterclap by The Rope April 29, 2009
Word of the Day on August 27, 2009
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afterclap 

The last person who claps after everyone else has stopped
When I was at the show and the curtain went down an elderly man afterclapped

Afterclap 

A silly game in which individuals continue to give single claps after a large appluase. The aim is to get the last clap and not get caught (usually by a teacher).

Usually participants are bored kids in school
Headteacher* Thank you class 2C for that wonderful assembly.

Everyone* Applause*

Child1 Afterclap*

Child2 Afterclap*

Child1 Afterclap*
Afterclap by Cheesypeanuts August 27, 2009

afterclap 

Afterclap happens while laying pipe on your girl (her on top/ you from behind) and her booty cheeks are smacking together like they are trying to fly away, you stop for a second and her cheeks continue to slap together.
So i was beating your moms cakes last night and we had to stop because your dad called to say he was coming home, but her booty was so damn juicy she had the afterclap and blew my load all up inside of her. The point of the story is your going to be an older brother soon. And your welcome.
afterclap by loki_of_cali April 12, 2011

aftercrap 

The brown residue left in your asshole after you crap and before you wipe. Depending on the type of poop, aftercrap can be slimy, burning, or sticky.
Frank: "Uggh! There was no toilet paper in the whole house! This aftercrap is burning my asshole!"

afterclap 

Occurs when one person enjoys a show or presentation more than everyone else in the room. They then proceed to continue clapping moments after the rest of the audience has stopped.
Did you see Tim's mom? Tim can't even sing that well, but his mom was definitely good for an afterclap!
afterclap by IfIWerePresident August 27, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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