afterbating

The warm glow you feel, rendering you relaxed and unwilling to move after a particularly intense masturbation session.

Wow, that was great! I was afterbating for 10 minutes before I heard my roommates key in the door and I had to scramble to obfuscate what I'd been doing

afterbating by Kaiser Soce May 24, 2014

aLtErNaTiNg CaPs 

The texting way of being sarcastic. Google "Spongebob Sarcasm Meme" for an example.

Idiot on the internet: Why is everyone typing in alternating caps.
Internet: WhY Is eVeRyOnE TyPiNg iN AlTeRnAtInG CaPs.

aLtErNaTiNg CaPs by mshaw43 June 19, 2019

Alternating Asses 

A little known technique for fitting the max amount of people into the backseat of a car. If done properly, 4 maybe even 5 people will be able to comfortably ride in a 3 person backseat.

It consists of having the first person who gets in the back seat sitting with their ass either touching the backrest(as you would normally ride) or sitting with their ass as close to the edge of the seat(and as far from the backrest) as possible. From their, everyone alternates ass to front ass to back until you can't fit anymore people.

This is proven effective.

"Dude I don't know if I can give all of you a ride"-Guy 1

"It's chill we'll just sit with alternating asses and be good to go."-Guy 2

Alternating Asses by alcanic April 26, 2009

Afterbation

The relieving and somewhat depressing piss you take right after masturbating or having sex.

Afterbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It is part of every man's life.

Afterbation by KushKing December 24, 2010

Afterbang 

The landing of any trick on skis with what appears to be extreme steeze. Usually done by placing hands by waist in front or behind and leaning back in a relaxed stance.

Tom Wallisch is the king of afterbang

Afterbang by afterbangforlife May 12, 2009

afterbang 

After landing a sick skiing trick you ride away all steezy and relaxed. Some people think this makes them look extra talented.

damn K-rob just afterbanged the $h!t out of that double cork 1260!

afterbang by HOOD_RICH January 27, 2009

alternating current 

Electricity. to reverse direction or sign periodically.

Day and night are like alternating currents.

alternating current by Kay Smith February 3, 2015