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Afterbate 

The akward moments after you masturbate and you clean up the jizz, put your clothes back on, think about how fucked up you are, etc...
Jack: "yo I just walked in on tom wiping his cock with tissues"
Tim: "ugh you saw him afterbate
Afterbate by M193 January 22, 2014

Afterbation

The relieving and somewhat depressing piss you take right after masturbating or having sex.
Afterbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It is part of every man's life.
Afterbation by KushKing December 24, 2010

Afterbation Disgust 

The almost immediate disgust after masturbating, with yourself and the dirty porn you were watching.
i was watching a dude shit on this fat chicks face and it was awesome, until i came, then i was filled with an overwhelming amount of Afterbation Disgust
Afterbation Disgust by Derkmafukka December 8, 2010

Afterbation

The period of time after masturbation which includes having a wet pussy/ boner, smelly hands, a guilt ridden face, etc....
I’ll be there in a sec I gotta take my Afterbation piss
Afterbation by Flavin.9 February 13, 2018

Afterrain 

that which follows a rainfall.
I love the smell of afterrain.

The sun came out and I stood amidst the afterrain.
Afterrain by HIGHdrated February 8, 2012

afterbation

the act of masturbation after having had sexual intercourse, when one's partner has departed.
Lorilax:
"After you left, I was reading an art history book-got me going. I had to put it down and afterbate."

Rutherford: "No doubt. I love afterbation when Dali is involved. Our sex life is hot. We need a gallery"
afterbation by the lorilax April 14, 2014
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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