asserbating

anal masterbating and self stimulation of the A spot which is located several centimeters into the anus.

I was disturbed to walk into the back room and catch him asserbating.

by trailerparkpenny July 17, 2006

asserbating

The act of purposefully making a situation worse or less desirable for others while deriving personal satisfaction.

Paul is asserbating his relationship with Jessica when he accidentally texted her nude photos of himself with her Mom.

by monothesaurus February 14, 2018

asserting dominance

to assert one's dominance, you must show alpha qualities, and act as a clutch god. you need to show your strength and power over someone else, who you most likely do not appreciate.

person 1: i am very powerful
person 2: are you asserting dominance on me?
person 1: yes

by youeboom123 May 30, 2021

Asserting Dominance

When you take your friend's burrito and eat it and not letting him have it back at any cost.

Teo died attempting asserting dominance, but failed leaving his friend with a tasty burrito.

by EpicMangoWafflez May 20, 2016

Angerbating

Being angry but not being able to express that anger so you furiously masturbate

Jason and Martin got into a fight, Jason was so angry that when he got home he started angerbating

by Give_me_them_toes November 6, 2018

assturbating

The act of anal masturbation using either a finger or another tool.

Alyssa was assturbating during English class today.

by UDadder194 November 25, 2009

Angerbating

Where a man is annoyed at something and Masterbates in an Angry mood.

Lyndol: Did ya beat the anger monkey our yer penis? What ya call it?
Richard: Angerbating? Yes. I beat that little monkey. Right out..

by Mark Jackson. January 18, 2009