afte

Means never for not finishing the word after. Not a typo

ill tell you afte

afte by Anonymous763474 February 2, 2015

quarter after one

A cult celebration ritual that takes place at 1:15 am, a gathering is held in which the participants do whippets while jamming out to "Need you Now" by Lady Antebellum.

Person 1: "Did you have any plans for quarter after one this evening?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, I just bought three whipped cream canisters!"
Person 1: "It's gonna be the greatest one minute ever!"

quarter after one by 7oG3raPtor737 November 24, 2019

Afterhand

The slight glimpses of memory and interactions, from a previous nights drunkenness, that are remembered only whilst, or after, recuperating in a foggy, fuzzy, hangover"y" mess.

She was so wasted. Dancing on the bar, kissing 4 dudes and 5 chicks. Wonder what she'll remember afterhand?
Wait, I think I remember now. Was I really trying to hump that police horse? Of course I remember that afterhand.

I love you! And I love you and you and you! Let's see how much I love you guys afterhand.......(burp) I love you and you!

Afterhand by CeeWizzle June 4, 2013

aftercare 

Taking care of someone after preforming sexual activities with them. Cuddling, talking, etc.

He's so good with aftercare, he makes me feel safe.

aftercare by wisefrog69 December 8, 2021

after work job 

A second job taken on by young professionals in a feeble attempt to chip away at behemoth student loan debt.

I can't come to poker night tonight guy, I've gotta go to my after work job.

after work job by Babymaker 5000 February 7, 2013

Aftermorrow 

Coined by The Man, William James Tiberius Byrne the word aftermorrow simply means the day after tomorrow and it is a quick and easy alternative to the long hand The-Day-After-Tomorrow and a more familiar word than the Latin Postridies and Postetradies. By creating an amalgamation of the Shakespearean word Tomorrow and the everyday word Afternoon.

John Smith: We shall meet again, perhaps tomorrow to be sure?
Dimitrios Falapotorius: No we shan't! I have a meeting.
John Smith: Whom'st has a meeting on a Monday? Alright aftermorrow!

Aftermorrow by Jackson Steel August 27, 2018

vodka afterglow

1) a state of being that resembles chemical impairment in which life is good because it sucks and pain does not exist.....till the next morning

2) feeling you get after consuming a glorious amount of vodka without a hangover or vomiting

3) drunk

" After her b/f broke up with her, she sang and danced like a whore...clearly in total Vodka Afterglow."

"The guy that just tripped over your car was in total vodka afterglow."

vodka afterglow by Ali Butz July 27, 2008