adultjewry

noun pronounced a.dult.jewl.ry
Jewelry given to a married woman by her cheating spouse. This jewelry is given in an attempt to cloud his wrong doing.

Man 1 : Dude how does your wife never suspect you're cheating on her?
Married Man : Bro, it's easy. After every time, I bring her home some adultjewry. She's so stoked to see diamonds she forgets to ask where I've been.

by ubettergetit August 31, 2009

Netflix Adultery

Watching a film alone on Netflix and denying it, then getting busted when spouse checks your Recently Watched list.

"I got caught committing Netflix Adultery when my husband found out I'd watched The Bourne Legacy after he fell asleep."

by Salome Wilde March 19, 2013

adultery

A married person sleeping with somebody other then their SO, whether or not the other partner knows about it.

Sleeping with a married couple is adultery on the part of all three people.

by Loki April 10, 2002

Adultery

Cheating. Straight up cheating on your wife or husband. Simple as that. Now go read a book.

Y'all seriously couldn't have just googled adultery?

by Nadia Duffett May 28, 2018

adultery

Adultery is behaving like an adult in a primal sense.

Some consider adultery as a potentially dishonest sexual act, and use verbs such as commit. ie She committed adultery. Some consider adultery in the same sense as a greeting or a handshake, and simply behaving like an adult. Hence the word ADULTery.

by Newfie blogger December 25, 2018

adultery

The ultimate act of betrayal and dishonesty against your spouse by sleeping with someone else or as they say "parking your car in another woman's garage."

As wrong as adultery is, its primary cause is one of the married partners not reciving something they need emoptionally or physically from their spouse.

Adultery is wrong, wrong, wrong with a capital-W!

by [e-mail] March 16, 2008

Adultery

voluntary sexual intercourse between a married person and someone other than his or her lawful spouse.

Mahfouz Al-Khouri committed adultery after he beat his wife and brought a Syrian prostitute to live with him.

by Zana Shaheen January 18, 2011