Loki's definitions

Oh My Zod

Variant of Oh My God.
Used primarily by atheists and those who wish to be cool.
Can be condensed to OMZ.

NB: For the uninitiated, it's Zod as in General Zod from Superman.

Oh My Zod! Eve has no nipples!

by Loki March 26, 2005

Harry Potter

Actually, a really good series of books by J.K. Rowling.
Although Lord of the Rings is entirely original, and very good, it's no good for young kids because of the slower-moving plot.
Harry Potter is better for younger people.

The five books out now are:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

There are two more books left to come.

My cousin is obsessed with Harry Potter, she actually makes out with his picture >gag<

by Loki July 25, 2003

Heyzeus

Another word for cheese.

Put some heyzeus on that burger bitch

by Loki October 7, 2003

tragic

Being a virgin until your 40.

God, I hope it doesn't happen to me...

by Loki July 16, 2003

Artimus

Artimus.
The ultimate supreme master.
Your lord and master.

Thesaurus: God, Deity.

"I bow down to the Lord Artimus."
"Save me from the wrath of Artimus."

by Loki May 26, 2003

Hoop Hound

Someone who enjoys anal sex an extreme amount. This includes someone who loves giving rim jobs, and plugging rectums with thier cock.

Holy shit, he's eatin ass. What a fucking hoop hound

by Loki October 6, 2003

adultery

A married person sleeping with somebody other then their SO, whether or not the other partner knows about it.

Sleeping with a married couple is adultery on the part of all three people.

by Loki April 10, 2002