Loki's definitions

Jaizume

Jism, said with a french accent.

I covered that ho in my jaizume last nigh. It was hot.

by Loki October 7, 2003

homophobe

Someone with a fear of homosexuals or homosexual acts. Also sometimes used as an insult towards someone who refused a romantic or sexual offer by someone of the same sex.

"Man, that guy is such a homophobe. He turned me down."
"Actually, he's not. His best friend is gay."

by Loki September 20, 2004

adultery

A married person sleeping with somebody other then their SO, whether or not the other partner knows about it.

Sleeping with a married couple is adultery on the part of all three people.

by Loki April 10, 2002

PYITA

Ancronym for Pound You In The Ass.

Federal PYITA Prison.

"If you do that they'll PYITA"
"I would PYITA for that kolondike bar"
"What would you say if I were to PYITA?"
"How about we go home and I PYITA? Hmm?"

by loki March 28, 2005

Oh My Zod

Variant of Oh My God.
Used primarily by atheists and those who wish to be cool.
Can be condensed to OMZ.

NB: For the uninitiated, it's Zod as in General Zod from Superman.

Oh My Zod! Eve has no nipples!

by Loki March 26, 2005

Harry Potter

Actually, a really good series of books by J.K. Rowling.
Although Lord of the Rings is entirely original, and very good, it's no good for young kids because of the slower-moving plot.
Harry Potter is better for younger people.

The five books out now are:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

There are two more books left to come.

My cousin is obsessed with Harry Potter, she actually makes out with his picture >gag<

by Loki July 25, 2003

sambuka

An alias of Loki. Used usually with demons or cushman morons.

Ubeldaemon: ... are you Loki?
Loki: Of course not! It's me, Sambuka!
Ubeldaemon: Oh! Sambuka! I'd recognise you anywhere!
Loki: *grin*

by Loki January 14, 2004