abseil 

Descend a rock face or other near vertical surface, using a doubled rope coiled around the body, and attached (fixed) at a higher point.

He was forced to abseil, as the cliff face became too dangerous to descend without protection.

abseil by Cheshire38 April 23, 2018

Pulling an Aseile

When someone sees a text a few hours after they received it, and decide not to reply because they feel the conversation window is closed. Which, in turn, makes the sender feel like a loser since they did not get a reply.

"I texted her three hours ago, why didn't she reply?"
"She's pulling an Aseile"

Pulling an Aseile by crazyalkhalid April 12, 2010

Abselance 

Last minute or off the cuff absences from work with fabricated reasons.

it appears that 'joe bloggs' is abselance today

Abselance by VIGILANTSPR June 22, 2018

Abseiling

The male act of masturbating your pork sword whilst slyly fingering your own bum hole. Its has an uncanny resemblance to the mountaineering activity of abseiling.

fellow 1: Dad?!!?? what are you doing?
fellow 2: Son, Im abseiling.
fellow 1: I can see that. but why in my room??

Abseiling by DuncanH June 25, 2009

abseiling

the act of self abuse whilst simultaneously inserting a dildo in your arse thus recreating the motion of a climber descending a cliff

Jim was speechless when he came into the office to find Ronald abseiling on his desk

abseiling by marcus and gaz August 20, 2003

absailing 

To work oneself in the rear enry with a dildo, whilst simultaneously masturbating - thus creating an image similar to one absailing down the face of a cliff

The village gossip grape-vines were set ablaze by news that Mrs Stratchlyde had entered the vestry, only to find the Vicar absailing in an upright stoop

absailing by Anonymous September 17, 2003

Abselom

A cool ass demon who fucks girls for dinner. And lunch. And breakfast

Guy 1: Yo bro, Abselom just fucked your girl.
Guy 2: Aw shit man.

Abselom by Deuemytu June 18, 2015