The male act of masturbating your pork sword whilst slyly fingering your own bum hole. Its has an uncanny resemblance to the mountaineering activity of abseiling.
fellow 1: Dad?!!?? what are you doing?
fellow 2: Son, Im abseiling.
fellow 1: I can see that. but why in my room??
fellow 2: Son, Im abseiling.
fellow 1: I can see that. but why in my room??
by DuncanH June 25, 2009