Abselom

A cool ass demon who fucks girls for dinner. And lunch. And breakfast

Guy 1: Yo bro, Abselom just fucked your girl.
Guy 2: Aw shit man.

Abselom by Deuemytu June 18, 2015

Absolomb 

the belief and ability to love someone endlessly, regardless of time and place

his love for her was absolomb

Absolomb by Relhapse September 3, 2016

Absalom 

Calm young man but don't get him riled up
Extremely handsome
Just as he is portrayed in the Bible with his long hair
disobediant
He is not a follower

Gorgeous smile.

That' boy is such an absalom

Absalom by Auoayoayoayofvb April 14, 2017

absalom 

One of the sons of King David who staged a coup to overthrow his father, but he was unsuccessful and later killed by David's general Joab. The name in Hebrew is Avshalom which means "Father of Peace."

"My son Absalom! O my son, my son Absalom! If only I had died instead of you! O Absalom, my son, my son!" 2 Sam 19:1b JPS

absalom by Matrix4Yeshua June 12, 2005

absalom 

Honourfull society of internet gamers.
They took utopiaa game beyond the usual level and through strength, honour and silence they archieved goals out of the ordinary. Fair gameplay, tireless effort and endurance made the name of the society a legend.

Hey they raped you?
No they are Absalom they don't do that.
Could I ask for a cease fire?
Yes they are absalom they will listen.
Was it a one in one war?
Of course, they were absalom

absalom by Doran_nl September 4, 2004

abeselom 

Stewpud. Has the biggest head in ze universe

abeselom is so stewpud

abeselom by Abelton15 June 10, 2018

Absalom 

Absalom is a boy who’s best friends name is R0N. His friends call him Barney

I am the B-Bot of „Absalom?!“

Absalom by Absalom94 December 29, 2021