abducties

The act of taking selfies of one self in the midsts of abducting a man, woman, and/or child.

"If she would stop crying, we could take abducties together for instagrab."

by John Esposito November 25, 2013

abduction fetish

To kidnap or carry a person away by force, used in sex play.

Although Lana had no desire to truly be kidnapped, she had one hell of an abduction fetish.

by Beatle_Babe October 23, 2008

alien abduction survivor

An individual who returns to their life on Earth after being kidnapped by extra-terrestrials.

"No one believes me when I tell them that I am an alien abduction survivor. I was taken by aliens for a whole week about 5 years ago...I don't remember much, its all a blur..."

by yes juanito yes April 18, 2012

Alien Abduction

A term grown out of the alien abduction mythos of the late 20th century. It's when you give a person an "Anal Probe" while they are passed out.

Girl: Did you cornhole me while I was out?
Boy: No, it must have been an alien abduction.

by bubba May 4, 2004

Passive Abduction

The use of influence, guilt trips and essentially any other spoken or emotional trigger to get a person to a location they would otherwise not voluntarily go to.

I used a bit of passive abduction to get Fred to my meeting.

by KerrBox July 29, 2009

Grey Abducter Alien

Species of extra terrestrial, sterile hybrid species, who collect haploid (eg sperm and ova) samples from a variety of DNA based species in the Milky Way Galaxy. In order to vary their gene pool, as they reproduce by cloning.

The sampling procedure involves placing donors into trance, then beaming themn aboard their crafts, and examining and obtaining samples, then returning said donors.

I read about Gray Aliens from a book called "Communion".

by Kerb November 27, 2004

Abduction

Coming from the Latin word Abduco -- To lead away. Is act of taking a person (usually a child) away from their normal life to either a) use him/her as an incentive for ransom money. b) use them for sexual pleasure. c) sell them on the black market as a sex slave. or d) to brag to your friends that you really can get away with anything.

The second use: Taken by aliens to be "tested" upon, in which you are either probed, or forced to masturbate in front of them. Occasionally this folk tale is use to seduce the other males in the bar you are talking to.

a) Mom: "They said if we give them $10,000 they will let her go."
Dad: "We could adopt for cheaper...."

b) Jaycee Dugard
c) Movie "taken"
d) The Diehard father who never wanted to leave his kids and was willing to do an abduction to get them back, for his ego and his kids.

2nd:
Phil: Last night man I was.. was.. abducted by Aliens man! they took me up in there ship and tested me with probes and other shit!

6 others in the bar: Me too!

by StabthePab January 9, 2012