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abducted 

To get drunk and not remember anything from the night before. Or to also get drunk and have some bizzare shizz happen to you when clearly is not believable because you were "Abducted" (drunk) during the moment it had happened.
You -> Dammmn you wont believe what happened last night

Friend-> wassup

You -> well the night started off with some admiral nelsons but we went out yo and swear some dude came up to us askin for chicken sandwiches...fo free!!

Friend-> No dude, i think that admiral nelsons abducted your ass boooyyy!!!
abducted by straightforwardz January 17, 2010
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Grey Abducter Alien 

Species of extra terrestrial, sterile hybrid species, who collect haploid (eg sperm and ova) samples from a variety of DNA based species in the Milky Way Galaxy. In order to vary their gene pool, as they reproduce by cloning.

The sampling procedure involves placing donors into trance, then beaming themn aboard their crafts, and examining and obtaining samples, then returning said donors.
I read about Gray Aliens from a book called "Communion".
Grey Abducter Alien by Kerb November 27, 2004

Grey Abducter Alien 

A gigantic headed grey skinned Alien. It has extremly large black eyes. They abduct alchoholics, so no one believes there story.
Much like Bill Gates!
" Oh, yeah, last night i WAS abducted!"

Alien Abductee 

A person with repressed memories of childhood sexual abuse.
We really should cut the "alien abductee"s some slack after all they've been through, delusional as they may be.
Some fuck with no body that won’t accept a body other than the body of Shawn Daniel Bruxvoort 11/061994 771 Whispering Oak Dr. Castle Rock, CO 80104
Makes himself the abductee.
Abductee by Zzzdealerz November 20, 2023
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