A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" being the hair on her head.
"Check out that hot blonde over there. Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?"
Buy a
Does the carpet match the drapes?
mug!
One of the few places in the world where dropping the soap can mean an automatic death sentence by
AIDS-infected penile injection up the ass.
I spent ten painful years in prison and my ass still hurts from the experience.
American Born Chinese
Man, he ain't azn, he's ABC.
A guy who lives in his parents' basement.
I'm the greatest jedi who ever lived! (repost)
Social lubricant particularly good for speeding entry into a chick's pants.
IF you want to bang that chick, I suggest you buy her a Jagermeister.
Menstruation, checking into the 'red roof inn'
Aunt Flow is in town this week.
The more socially acceptable form of "holy shit," often used by shows such as Family Guy to slip past the FCC.
Prison Inmate: Holy crap! That sure was an excellent anal adventure, wouldn't you say so, Nick Carter?
Nick Carter: Holy crap, that hurt.
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Bubba
December 12, 2004
