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A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" being the hair on her head.
"Check out that hot blonde over there. Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?"
by bubba May 05, 2004

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One of the few places in the world where dropping the soap can mean an automatic death sentence by AIDS-infected penile injection up the ass.
I spent ten painful years in prison and my ass still hurts from the experience.
by Bubba June 19, 2003

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ABC
American Born Chinese
Man, he ain't azn, he's ABC.
by Bubba May 31, 2002

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A guy who lives in his parents' basement.
I'm the greatest jedi who ever lived! (repost)
by Bubba May 05, 2005

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Social lubricant particularly good for speeding entry into a chick's pants.
IF you want to bang that chick, I suggest you buy her a Jagermeister.
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Menstruation, checking into the 'red roof inn'
Aunt Flow is in town this week.
by Bubba July 03, 2003

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The more socially acceptable form of "holy shit," often used by shows such as Family Guy to slip past the FCC.
Prison Inmate: Holy crap! That sure was an excellent anal adventure, wouldn't you say so, Nick Carter?

Nick Carter: Holy crap, that hurt.
by Bubba December 12, 2004

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