Definitions by Kerb

fuck 

Abbreviation found on lavatory cubicle in Apartheid-era South Africa.

One cubicle has WC on it.
The other has FUCK on it - "For Us Coloured Kids"

I went to South Africa last year and FUCK was still on that toilet door!

fuck by Kerb January 23, 2007

urbandictionary 

An online dictionary, editable by users, esp. youths, Americans, and people who have a sense of humour.

Unfortunately frequented by posers, mis-spellers, graffitti artists, wannabe trolls, thereby attracting quality controllers to clean the sh*t off the dictionary.

Quality controllers are legally entitled to remove racist, obscene, libellious material off Urbandictionary, as well as material that might be in breach of copyright.

urbandictionary by Kerb November 1, 2006

abstemious

A word that contains all 5 vowels of a, e, i, o, & u, in order.

If y is used as a vowel, then it can be appended, abstemiously.

Man doing crossword, was puzzled by a 10 letter word a---e-iou-. He paused, and then his face lit up.
"Ah yes! Abstemious."

abstemious by Kerb December 8, 2004

Quality Control 

A method whereby the Urban Dictionary gets cleaned up, otherwise it would get filled with "Flubby Wubby is gay", incitement to racial hatred, and juvenile verbal diarrhoea.

At a job interview at the local biscuit factory for Quality Controller.
Interviewer: "so, what do you do in your spare time?"
Candidate: "Oh surf the net, and visit Urban Dictionary."
Interviwer: "Really? I do that too! Do you Quality Control there?"
Candidate: "Yes, I clean off all that juvenile jibber-jabber."
Interviewer: "Welcome to the Biscuit Factory! You have just got the job!"


I defined a word, then did some quality
Everytime the Quality Controller define a word, I deleted 10 defintions, then clicked on 5 removes.

Quality Control by Kerb December 1, 2004

hen party 

1. A girl's night out, especially one laid on for the bride getting married the next day.

Cf: stag

Susan went straight from the hen party to the church to get married.

hen party by Kerb December 1, 2004

football supporters 

People who actually enjoy watching twenty five men run around a field of grass after an inflated pigs bladder.

Jill: Ooh this looks like a nice pub!
Jack: No no! This one is full of football supporters watching the Cap Final!

football supporters by Kerb December 1, 2004

Colin Powell 

1. An uncool rapper, as to a gathering of foreign generals (who tried their best not to appear embarrassed).

2. President Bush's ex-house nigger, soon to be replaced by Condoleeza Rice, the White House's black mama.

Colin Powell is now learning to skateboard.

Colin Powell by Kerb December 1, 2004