Girl: Can I play the guitar next to Keith in church?
Boy (loudly so that every churchgoer in the congregattion can hear): So you fancy him them?
Now, my boy, that is a faux pas.
Boy (loudly so that every churchgoer in the congregattion can hear): So you fancy him them?
Now, my boy, that is a faux pas.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
I thought Desmond was making a funny noises on the stage, until someone told me he was drum rapping.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
A so-called hostess bar, with names like "Pink Pussy House", where a ugly skanky whore stands in the doorway attempting to attract the attention of a mark.
The mark, should he be seduced by "porno film showing" or "live sex right now", is charged £5 entry fee, and is led into the bar.
The bar is a badly decorated room, usually empty, with cheap tables, and reggae music playing in the background. The front girl returns to the front door.
An equally trashy ho waitress brings the mark a menu advertising a pint of beer for £4, glass of champagne for £10, basically drinks at double the local pub prices.
Mark buys pint of beer for £4, but get served a glass of watered down piss.
A large male then presents him with a bill for anything between £100-£500, depending on how rich Mark look.
If the mark haven't the cash on him, a second large male suddenly appear out of nowhere, and the two large men escorts the mark to the nearest cash machine, so that the mark can withdraw the cash.
They may not explicitly threaten violence, but look hard enough so as too discourage Mark not to mess about with them.
There are several in London. After ripped off tourists complain to Westminster Office of Fair Trading, an official accompanied by a vanload of police officers close down the place.
Magically, a few days later, another so-called hostess bar reopens under a new name, run by the same outfit.
The mark, should he be seduced by "porno film showing" or "live sex right now", is charged £5 entry fee, and is led into the bar.
The bar is a badly decorated room, usually empty, with cheap tables, and reggae music playing in the background. The front girl returns to the front door.
An equally trashy ho waitress brings the mark a menu advertising a pint of beer for £4, glass of champagne for £10, basically drinks at double the local pub prices.
Mark buys pint of beer for £4, but get served a glass of watered down piss.
A large male then presents him with a bill for anything between £100-£500, depending on how rich Mark look.
If the mark haven't the cash on him, a second large male suddenly appear out of nowhere, and the two large men escorts the mark to the nearest cash machine, so that the mark can withdraw the cash.
They may not explicitly threaten violence, but look hard enough so as too discourage Mark not to mess about with them.
There are several in London. After ripped off tourists complain to Westminster Office of Fair Trading, an official accompanied by a vanload of police officers close down the place.
Magically, a few days later, another so-called hostess bar reopens under a new name, run by the same outfit.
Mark entered a clip joint and left with £375 lighter, and with an intense desire to kill one of those filthy hos.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
Part of the Internet that is accessible to the general public by subscribing to Internet Service Providers (ISP).
Abbreviated to www.
Abbreviated to www.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
A sport where two teams of 15 men wrestle on the grass with an oval ball.
Players are usually big, 16 stones, and does not feel pain or cold.
Small skinny players tend to last only 5 minutes.
Players are usually big, 16 stones, and does not feel pain or cold.
Small skinny players tend to last only 5 minutes.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
A shelf, or part of a shelf, in a supermarket, where reduced goods are displayed.
So called because they are going "cheep cheep"!
So called because they are going "cheep cheep"!
Customer Service Assistant: "Madam, you'll find baked beans going cheep for 5c a can, the bird cage"
Customer: "Bird cage?"
CSA: "Because its going cheep cheap!"
Customer: "Bird cage?"
CSA: "Because its going cheep cheap!"
by Kerb November 27, 2004