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A Billing 

To receive sexual stimulation from the oppsite sex's hand, whilst intoxicated. This can be via a 'hand job' or just by touch.
Guy A "Oh shit man, I think he got A Billing last night!"
Guy B "What?! From HER!? No way... He can't have been THAT drunk.
Guy B "Well, he said he was... But I'm pretty sure I only saw him drink two cans.."

Guy C "Gonna try get with her tonight?"
Guy D "Yeah I reckon I can get A Billing out of her before I leave"
A Billing by Norwich Massive x April 22, 2011
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Billing a skud 

"Oi Jon be right back just billing a skud".
Billing a skud by chazaboi December 10, 2007

Balding A Nut 

Taking ones razor and shaving a section of your scrotum
Ryan was Balding A Nut one day when his mom Walked in.
Balding A Nut by jewbag/jewiness February 27, 2017

ballin on a budget 

1) when it appears that you have a lot more money than you actually have.

2) to go out and have a good time, but with limited funds
Doug: Yo kid, we hittin the bars tonight. You down?
Jamal: Yeah, I'll come, but I can't be goin nowhere 'spensive.... I'm ballin on a budget right now.

ballin' on a budget

Yo mang until the first I be ballin' on a budget, ya heard?

Man fuck the nigga, he ballin' on a budget, shit his chain made of plastic.
ballin' on a budget by ThugDoubt March 24, 2004

ballin' like a BEAST!!!

to ball so hard that all the foos who say they ballers get banged out one punch by your awesomeness
that guy is ballin' like a BEAST!!!

Ballin on a budget 

Ballin' on the budget:

-When a baller ("Livin large" or one who lives the lavish life) of high financial status and capital gain (typically a minority of african or sub-saharan ancestry) is in a time of economic misfortune, has a low cash flow and/or has a limited supply of cash (currency or legal tender for debts) on his or her person is abruptly confronted in a catch 22 of finance and cannot afford to pay at all or full price of a usual product or service in ones financial spectrum causing them to not purchase a product/service or find a budget friendly alternative to their prospective purchase typically a service/product from either a less prestigious or 3rd party establishment.
-Example (1): Nigga looks thug with that rolex, too bad its fake. "Ballin on a budget" pshh.

-Example (2): My dawg just pulled up in da S550 to bad dose insufficient funds on on his debit card, da niggas gotta ride on reggula gas. Ballin on a budget pshh.
Ballin on a budget by Deee Peeee April 29, 2013
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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