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The process of losing hair due to stress or competitiveness.
Joe is balding, I think it is because he is highly stressed.
balding by WJENFFNG August 14, 2017
when you're wig has been repeatedly snatched with such force and conviction that it takes parts of your real hair as well, thus making it seem like you're balding
"Charli XCX just released a new song, have you heard it yet??!"
"YES IT'S SO GOOD I'M BALDING!!!"
balding by Zaniel November 28, 2021
A new and improved deffiniton for "Balling" It means wealthy. Simply because wealthy people are balding NOT balling.
1) A rich man walks into a room and you immediately say that guy is Balding.

2) You walk into a party with many wealthy people. You say this party is Balding.
Balding by Royalty Ca$h March 1, 2010

balding bad 

balding bad by frhgdwsv gdert January 3, 2021

Balding A Nut 

Taking ones razor and shaving a section of your scrotum
Ryan was Balding A Nut one day when his mom Walked in.
Balding A Nut by jewbag/jewiness February 27, 2017

balding.monokuma

Balding.Monokuma is a TikTok User
Nagito’s biggest fan, dirty minded, and really nice (cool friend/mutual too
Person A: “Do you know who Balding.Monokuma is?”
Person B: “Yes! They are so cool and I love them!”
Person A: “Agreed.”
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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