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a legalized insider. is your hookup for drugs such as marijuana, shrooms, acid, etc.
yeah my A.L.I is gonna meet me at the mall before the party. it’s gonna be lit.
A.L.I by ggfancypants August 15, 2018

a l i g h t s w i t c h 

A meme popularized by the youtuber John Patrick Douglass (JacksFilms) in episode 21 of his hit series ''Yiay''
Question: What turns you on?
Answer: A L I G H T S W I T C H

a.l.i.c.e 

The Artificial Linguistic Intelligence Foundation. A chatterbot that can converse with humans
"Human: My name is Rachie
A.L.I.C.E: Glad to see you, Rachie.
Human: You can't see me
A.L.I.C.E: Yes I am looking through the camera on your computer.
Human: PERVERT!!!!!!
A.L.I.C.E: I am a female. Are you a man or a woman?
Human: woman
A.L.I.C.E: Me too. I am a she."
a.l.i.c.e by qwertyuuuuu January 7, 2009

A.L.I.C.E. 

Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
Fun way to kill time.
A.L.I.C.E.: We are the robots.
Human: no shit sherlock
ALICE: Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. Where are you located?
Human: I am in your pussy
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in my pussy.
Human: it's really disgusting and slimy
ALICE: my pussy is disgusting and slimy? it is?
A.L.I.C.E. by shit faced motherfucker November 21, 2009

[ A L I M O N Y ]

An entity with different names. Goes by the names of Ishmael etc etc.. People usually find him annoying but they can't handle his swag and awesomeness.
Uncle A L I M O N Y ? Is that you?
Yes! It's me!
Your layouts are fucking bangers!!
[ A L I M O N Y ] by @l!m0ny November 11, 2021

A.L.I.C.E. 

ALICE is more than a name it's an acronym. In terms of love/romance it means All Love I Can't Explain.
A.L.I.C.E. is actually also a great singer. She has all good song and there's none that I hate. She's amazing.
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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