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a bisexual's dream 

when both people in a couple are very attractive
dude, judy x nick is a bisexual's dream
a bisexual's dream by ImaBigNerd October 25, 2024

As a bisexual man.. 

said by Bilzo in the halloween stream by Tubbo.
Context:

Tommy: "I want it up the ass"
Tubbo: " Why would you want it up the ass"
Tommy: "Bilzo take it away"
Bilzo: "As a bisexual man..."
*Something awkward*
Someone: "As a bisexual man..."
As a bisexual man.. by Uhhlinds November 11, 2021

as a bisexual man

When on a Tubbo twitch stream Tubbo asked:

"why would you want a cricket up the ass though?"

Tommy said:
"Billzo take it away"
And Billzo continued:
*exhale* "Well... As a bisexual man-"
Which followed by Tommy falling to the floor from laughing.
"Why would you want a leech up your ass?"
"As a bisexual man.."
as a bisexual man by honkktea October 27, 2021

Grade A Bisexual 

A bisexual only interested in other bisexual people and has only dated other bisexuals.

Similar to gold star lesbian or platinum gay.

pro-bisexual: unable to read with gaydar or bi-fi; flaunts ambiguous cocky attitude, hot but still won't fuck you.
gay dude: "I don't know what it is about that group but I wish I could figure it out"

rainbow bi: "oh jeeez, those are the uppity ass Grade A Bisexual types like the platinum gays except more arrogant. They don't even like us. we're out here queer identified doing what we can to get visibility and they think they are the royal family or some shit".

Grade A bi guy: "I saw Derek have a coronary because he was so obviously giving it to that fag that used to prance behind him for an entire year"

Grade A bi girl: "Now, he's glowing like because he went got himself a lifetime subscription of child support and alimony. He's got a straight girl. Movin' up in the world"
Grade A Bisexual by deraussenseiter September 24, 2016

Grade A Bisexual 

A bisexual that only dates bisexuals and only ever has dated bisexuals. A pro-bisexual who feels that only other bisexuals are capable and able to click mentally. It's a way of validity without having any tainting of the mind, body or spirit of the reductive sexual orientations. The strong vibe of there being something up, can jam any gaydar as well as low frequency bi-fi but we know when we see our own. It's a declaration of refusing to reduce your scope of sexuality to the two who choose to oppose each other and infect a percentage of bisexuals.

Generally the type with that smirk and who are happy and not care who hates them.

Often referred to as "closeted" by the rainbow bisexuals who reduce themselves to the lowest common denominator and play the victim or the hetero bi who are kink and hetero the rest of the time. These types to us are self haters and tend to find the set of traits they have that are of the not healthy to bisexual thinking. We get along with everybody but we are beyond the drama and nonsense the brainwashed bi types. More often than not, we'll dodge questions to make their blood boil but will very much correct being referred to what we are not.

We're the type you have to ask and are generally more attractive, have a maturity and peace with themselves. It's another variation of the many bisexual subgroups out there (i.e. pansexual, fluid, queer etc).

It's a parallel concept to the "Gold Star Lesbian" or "Platinum Gay".
guy #1: "The new girl, totally close to a grade A bisexual but she's a stepford bi girl. So sad but hey, the straight guys deserve to have one every now and then."
guy#2: "well, they do think they have ownership of them"
girl#1: "it's pathetic that these ditzes can't smell the misogyny"
girl#2: "well, us grade A bi girls don't want big daddy breeder or our accessory flamers any more than the dykes do".

guy#1: "Ted was so totally banging out that flamer. He had the bi panic face and everything when he was called out on it. That is failing at life"
guy#2: "well, look over there!
girl#1: "well look who's moving up in the world"
girl#2: "like he'd get mistaken for a grade A bisexual. His self hate oozes out of him. Plus, breeder girls that fuck with bi guys are generally big sluts ".
guy#1: "well one thing is for sure, he has no ambition and after she pops out one of his brats, she'll own $75 of his income and he struts like he moved up in the world"

Girl#1: "Omg, Amy can stop staring us now. We're Grade A Bisexuals, sell out" She's packing up the Uhaul and moving in with Brenda".
Guy#1 "AND THE CATS. So, Brenda's all into her "gold star lesbian" shit, which I actually can respect but I sure hope she survive Brenda's manhating phase".
Girl #2: "That's why she's a proud, strong "queer women" and whatever of those people say."
Grade A Bisexual by deraussenseiter September 24, 2016

Ur uncle is actual a bisexual 

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur son a nun combined together in a shitfest
Person 1 "ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur son a nun"
Person 2 "ur uncle is actual a bisexual"
Person 1 *implodes, the sun has engulfed the whole system and is constantly feeding for more sources to over grow its size*
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