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Baseball's future home run king and 3rd member of the steroid wing in Cooperstown.
800 Home Runs and counting roid induced by A-Fraud
A-Fraud by gaggggs6 February 10, 2009

Ur god a fraud 

Worst "ur" insult you can say to any person or any living creature in this universe. Enough said. Even if you are an atheist it still makes you have suicidal thoughts for the rest of your life and its passed down to your children.
Dager says - "ur family tree LGBT!"
Steve responds with, - "ur god a fraud!"

Dager then enters into crippling depression , while god cries for the rest of his life in heaven. Eventually, Dager kills himself with every possible way he can.

your god a fraud 

The worst insult of all time. It’s even worst than “your family tree lgbt” and once you say it, everyone’s dead relatives in which the other person knows will go to hell. You will also win all of your arguments with it and will shut up anyone you’re arguing it.
Person #1: your mum gay
Person #2: your dad lesbian
Person #1: No u
Person #2: your granny a tranny
Person #1: don’t make me do it
Person #2: your family tre-
Person #1: “Your god a fraud”
Person #2: *instantly goes to hell with everyone’s ansesters in which he knows*

ur god a fraud 

The very last in the saga of ur mom gay insults. Use this at your own risk. By the time Donald Trump says this to Kim Jong Un WWIII will have started and ended, causing earth to be removed from existence.
Johnny: ur mom gay

Rayden: That May be true, but, *takes a defensive stance* ur god a fraud!
Johnny:*a rift in space-time is opened causing a massive explosion, Johnny is sucked in as Rayden is obliterated by the explosion*

Your God a fraud 

The ultimate insult that not only kills the person exposed to it, but also kills their god as well as instantly teleport everyone in that belief into oblivion. The user has immunity to this insult even if they belong in the same belief.
John: Ur mom gay
Carl: ur dad lesbian
John: ur niece obese

Carl: *power level increasing

John: ur family tree lgbt
Carl: your god a fraud
*suddenly, a whisper, a United cry, was heard around the world as millions were sucked into oblivion

Carl: no u

The election was a fraud

Something Donald trump has said this year when he lost miserably to Joe Biden (AKA Our only hope for this country)
Even though he did fraud himself in 2016.
The Election was a fraud! That's what Hillary Clinton would've said if she was a sore ass sucker
like Trump
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