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I'm on a Boat
The most amazing experience of your life. A time to ride some dolphins, fuck some mermaids, and wear some flippie floppies.
I'm ridin' on a dolphin, doin' flips and shit. It started splashin', gettin' everybody all wet. This ain't sea world, this's as real as it gets. I'm on a boat muthafucka, don't you eva forget!
I'm on a Boat by i.love.andy.samberg February 23, 2009
im on a boat
the most amazing experience of your life. A time to ride some dolphins, fuck some mermaids, and wear some flippie floppies.
I'm ridin' on a dolphin, doin' flips and shit. It started splashin', gettin' everybody all wet. This ain't sea world, this's as real as it gets. "Im on a boat" muthafucka, don't you eva forget!
Leonardo Di Caprio in Titanic "I'm King of the World" basically saying "Im on boat mutha fucka!"
Leonardo Di Caprio in Titanic "I'm King of the World" basically saying "Im on boat mutha fucka!"
im on a boat by Niral B.ip April 6, 2009
Run a boat
Run a boat by Tropical Rythms December 6, 2021
i'm on a boat
When your a boss chillin on a boat wearin a tuxedo then a cookin outfit and some stunner shades. While rappin and ridin real dolphins and climbing buoys rather than those motherfuckin trees getting leaves up your ass.
"Take a picture trick, I'm on a boat bitch. We drinking the Santana champ cause its so crisp. I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies. I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's straight flipping copies."
"Oh fuck thats my favorite song eveeeeeeeer!"
"Oh fuck thats my favorite song eveeeeeeeer!"
i'm on a boat by Chantel Cliche April 14, 2009
owns a boat
to have a small penis
Liz: I found out Bill has a small penis.
Brittany: How do you know? He doesnt own a porsche or anything.
Liz: I was at the dock the other day and I saw that he owns a boat.
Brittany: How do you know? He doesnt own a porsche or anything.
Liz: I was at the dock the other day and I saw that he owns a boat.
owns a boat by Pimp Shizzle June 18, 2009
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