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Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie Hole 

Bobby: Hey Dave, make us a brew?
Dave: How about you Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie hole!!

Choke Your Chicken

A self-inflicted violent wank
Choke Your Chicken by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019
The meaning brings in to question a persons incompetency or stupidity.

It is also a vine vegetable that can climb and can grow over any surface.
The cunt is so dumb he couldn't grow a choko vine over a shithouse.
Choko by GS71 April 7, 2015

Choke Sesh

The idea that all your anger would be resolved if you can choke said person hard enough to get aggression out, but light enough to where the individual still lives. A choke sesh is necessary to put bitches in their place. A choke sesh is usually a fantasy women have regarding men who are little bitches.
Janine :He pissed me off so bad, I can't sleep.

Rae: Girl, a choke sesh would solve all your anger.

Janine:You right, you right
Choke Sesh by Rae$ February 7, 2017
His surf is his turf. He's one choka dude!
Choka by Anya Mira May 12, 2016
A slang which an Afrobeat legend, Davido is fond of saying when feeling or showing intense shock, surprise, or wonder.
E choke!!! Davido is the first solo African artiste to sell out the O2 arena.
e choke by Ll.ol March 8, 2021