Zwar

Zwar is the name of a person who is one in a billion, quite literally. Because chances are that there’s only 7 or 8 people on the planet with that name. There is no real backstory behind it, but if you find a Zwar then just know that they will be the most kind person you have ever met. If you get to know them they can be a much needed reality check from time to time. If you ever get the opportunity to meet one then do everything you can to keep them around.

Guy 1: man it’s been rough lately making all these choices, I really don’t know what to do

Guy 2: hey don’t worry about it, maybe my friend Zwar can help you out

by Not_jack_black June 6, 2020

Zwartjoekel

Dutch racial slur to describe a negro, literally meaning "giant black one". Became famous due to a video on Dumpert where a negro harassed an older woman in the city of Dokkum by asking her if he could have sex with her, the woman's reply (in a heavy Frisian accent) included the slur.

Wil je je grote smerige rotbek dichthouden, zwartjoekel?!

by Paulus Pytsma August 24, 2019

zwartz

A condition causing random outbursts of rage and or laughter. People described as a Zwartz will dress excentrically - often with clashing styles.

That guy is so Zwartz but we love him none the less.

by T Hayward June 26, 2016

zwarbled

very drunk, intoxicated, shit-faced etc...

I went to the titty bar and got very zwarbled

by brian bailey November 1, 2003

black belly (zwart buikje geven)

Once upon a time in Utrecht (the Netherlands), Moskou the famous white cat of an infamous Berlinian soap star escaped the safety of her home and was lost for days. When Moskou finally walked back in all dazed and confused, she appeared to have been run over by a truck with her white belly being all black with filth. In fact, Moskou had been brutally assaulted and impregnated by a neighbourhood tom*cat. Nowadays, all around the Netherlands and Germany, when someone speaks about “iemand een zwart buikje geven” (Dutch) or “giving someone a black belly” it expresses he or she is in the process of having ‘rather fierce sexual intercourse’ with that particular individual.

Giving someone a black belly (zwart buikje geven). (its all about the giving!) Iemand een zwart buikje geven. (Dutch)

Some guy: "He bro...I'll call you later...I'm giving her a black belly right now"
Other guy: "Genau!"

Some girl: "Damn, that guy sure gave me a black belly last night!"
Other girl: "Oh he gave you a black belly? Genau!"
Other guy: "Genau!, I'll give you both a black belly"

by Der Leopard May 21, 2011

Zwartjoekel

A Dutch word that can be used by white folks to evade the n-word.
It literally translates to 'Black Whopper'.
This term is often used by grandma on bikes.

Watch where you're going! Kanker zwartjoekel!

Stfu zwartjoekel!

by Tuurchemokuur February 1, 2019

Zwarez

One bad ass motha fucka. Kickin ass and taking names. Generally has good taste in style, everything from shirts to jeans to sunglasses. GTL baby. Gym, tanning laundry. This guy is ON like DONKEY KONG. Most people don't have a legit reason to have two arms, Zwarez has a legit reason: one girl to hang on each arm. When kids go to bed at night, they wear superman pajama pants. When superman goes to bed, he wears Zwarez pajama pants. 'nuff said.

If only Zwarez was here, we might actually have a chance of getting laid!

by kidcudi23 February 28, 2010