Zuech 

Basically a teachers pet. A zuech will do whatever a teacher will ask for without any complaints. Also, a zuech can ask the teacher for something and because he is the class favorite, he will get it.

We had a seven part project due on Monday but that zuech over there asked the teacher to change the date.

Zuech by ihtethis January 9, 2010

Zunch 

A meal eatin while on excessive amounts of alprazolam. Typically around lunch time.

You tryna join me and Chad for some zunch in the quad later?

Zunch by zunchmaster February 25, 2019

zucchini pirate

A person who pillages and plunders any penis-shaped vegetable so he can stick it up his own ass or the ass of his pirated partner

Dude, he is hanging out with all the chicks, why? Dude, he is not a threat to them, since he is a zucchini pirate looking only for homo vegetable play friends, arg!!!

zucchini pirate by Stagmen March 29, 2017

Zucchini 

An arbitrarily chosen word used to refer to relationships with strong emotional bonds that fall outside of the typical romantic relationship but are more than just friendship.

"Are you guys dating!?"
"No, we're zucchinis."

Zucchini by BokchoiBoy February 6, 2012

Zuercher 

Pretty much the most awesome people you will ever meet.

Coming from the land of Zurich, Switzerland, their ancestors came to the Americas because they felt as though Europe could no longer sustain their level of coolness, awesomeness, and intelligence.

As the years passed, the Zuerchers have evolved into what some would call "super humans" because of their extremely high levels of sex appeal, athleticism and all around awesomeness.

Wow, that girl is so awesome. She MUST be a Zuercher.

Damn, he's such a Zuercher; I'd fuck him right now.

Zuercher by gonimitz88 April 20, 2009

Zucchiniish

A word used to describe something that’s green.

Hey, look at that car, it’s pretty zucchiniish.

Zucchiniish by Michael Randy “crust” Jackson January 28, 2019

zuched 

when someone slaps a limp cold zucchini on your plate when you're least expecting it

"bro you just got zuched"
"i had a whole mental breakdown after being violently zuched"
"I just got zuched all over my pesto"

zuched by dangerousbaby June 22, 2022