pesto

Money–especially green, paper money–which is the same color as pesto.

"It's pay day, Denny! Time for the boss to put a dollop of pesto into our wallets. Ah, greenbacks!"

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In light of the direct italian translation meaning "to pound," to pesto something means to smash in a rather brute sexuall manner.

Bro, Brian pestoed that sloot way back.

pesto by Dick Lyman May 8, 2008

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Jason: Hey is Ace here?
Ben: No I think he left early.
Jason: Damn because I wanted to buy some pesto off him after class.

Pesto by JitStone4s September 18, 2021

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the most hated thing in the TWFanmily, along with “👀”

“did you see Tom posted about pesto again?”

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A potent mixture of marijuana aka headies and hash oil.

Chillin in the benzo
Puffin on dat pesto

pesto by Mr Blaze May 24, 2007

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"I wafe my mazzic wan, and PESTO!"

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Pesto means an idiot someone who is stupid

"Isn't he so pesto"

Pesto by Ganggangroadman December 21, 2017

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