zuched

when someone slaps a limp cold zucchini on your plate when you're least expecting it

"bro you just got zuched"
"i had a whole mental breakdown after being violently zuched"
"I just got zuched all over my pesto"

by dangerousbaby June 22, 2022

zuched

Cooked zucchini being aggressively slapped on your dinner plate.

you just got ZUCHED home sliceeeee

by thescayums June 22, 2022

zucced

When a facebook meme page gets banned from posting.

"Hey what happened to your meme page?"
"My page got zucced"

by tinkec January 4, 2017

Zucced

When your freedom of expression is SUCKed out of you by ZUCKerberg's mysterious "community standards."

Hey, you know what, I can't post anything on facebook for three days because I got zucced.

by Saikh October 15, 2018

Zucced

When someone on Facebook gets banned by Mark Zuckerberg, they call it zucced (Fucked by Zuckerberg).

Hey! I've not seen you on Facebook for long time, what happened?
Person: I got zucced for posting dank memes.

by Raiayyyyyy May 5, 2019

Zucked

To be banned from facebook for posting controversial or offensive things.

"Dude did you hear Justin got Zucked?"

:No shit, what for!:

"He said that being obese is a disease in a thread with feminists!"

:Ouch. Zucked for thirty days, I take it?:

by sushi65GINGER June 20, 2016

Zached

Beyond fucked up...blacked out...drunk and ridiculous.

Kimmy was so zached that she woke up faced down in the middle of the park with nothing but a bra and panties on.

Consider yourslef zached when your pissing in the sink at 2:30 in the morning.

by stoney ek February 5, 2010