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zuched 

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when someone slaps a limp cold zucchini on your plate when you're least expecting it
"bro you just got zuched"
"i had a whole mental breakdown after being violently zuched"
"I just got zuched all over my pesto"
zuched by dangerousbaby June 22, 2022
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zuched 

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Cooked zucchini being aggressively slapped on your dinner plate.
you just got ZUCHED home sliceeeee
zuched by thescayums June 22, 2022
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Related Words
zuched • Zucked • zached • zucced • Zachedy • Zucheen • Zuchelli • zucheng • Zucher • Zucked Off

zucced 

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When a facebook meme page gets banned from posting.
"Hey what happened to your meme page?"
"My page got zucced"
zucced by tinkec January 4, 2017
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Zucced 

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When your freedom of expression is SUCKed out of you by ZUCKerberg's mysterious "community standards."
Hey, you know what, I can't post anything on facebook for three days because I got zucced.
Zucced by Saikh October 15, 2018
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Zucced 

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When someone on Facebook gets banned by Mark Zuckerberg, they call it zucced (Fucked by Zuckerberg).
Hey! I've not seen you on Facebook for long time, what happened?
Person: I got zucced for posting dank memes.
Zucced by Raiayyyyyy May 5, 2019
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Zucked 

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To be banned from facebook for posting controversial or offensive things.
"Dude did you hear Justin got Zucked?"

:No shit, what for!:

"He said that being obese is a disease in a thread with feminists!"

:Ouch. Zucked for thirty days, I take it?:
Zucked by sushi65GINGER June 20, 2016
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Zached 

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Beyond fucked up...blacked out...drunk and ridiculous.
Kimmy was so zached that she woke up faced down in the middle of the park with nothing but a bra and panties on.

Consider yourslef zached when your pissing in the sink at 2:30 in the morning.
Zached by stoney ek February 5, 2010
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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