zoomar 

Zoomar is a sport that has lasted through the centuries and survived countless global disasters. The ancient Zoomarian texts define zoomar (Latin for "natural") as man's connection to the world around him.

Zoomar involves the practicing of various movements, the majority of which are based on animals. Its practitioners, zoomari, engage in zoomar with the goal of becoming one with the spirits of their fellow creatures.

It has, however, had its fair share of imitators, including mockery sports such as parkour (which was actually developed thousands of years after the rise of zoomar).

-Malcolm: Why is Nabil running in front of that car and moving like a cougar? Is that like parkour?

-Abdulla: Dude, that's called zoomar! Its way more advanced. What Nabil is doing is called the cougar movement. Only the most skilled zoomari in the world can learn such a technique!

-Malcolm: That's awesome! I'll go tell Cascone about this so that we can both become zoomari! Parkour is so lame compared to this! Anybody who practices parkour is a cracka jack!

zoomar by The Zoomarizer February 15, 2008

Zoomar 

A sport that has ruled for over thousands of years and has three ultra-extreme levels.

Malcolm have you tried Zoomar?! It fuckin' beats that Parkour crap!

Zoomar by Zoomar Groupie April 24, 2008

zoomar 

Zoomar is a mockery sport, created to make fun of parkour and traceurs. It is based on animal movements. It usually involves looking ridiculous while moving about. Practitioners often yell out the word Zoomar while performing.

-Yo why is Nabil running in front of that car and rolling over that ledge?
-Oh he's just doing Zoomar because he saw me doing Parkour earlier.

zoomar by Rooftop Ninja January 11, 2009

Zoomer 

Refers to members of Generation Z and is a play on the term "Boomer," which refers to members of the Baby Boomer generation. The term Zoomer is also in reference to the fast-paced upbringings members of Generation Z are characterized to have due to the fast advances in technology and culture that has been happening around them as a result of the interconnectivity of the American and Global populations because of the ubiquity of internet-connected smart phones and social media.

"I can't stand those Zoomers, all they do is use their phones all day to play Fortnite and watch TikTok videos!"

Zoomer by Pseudo Fiction October 30, 2018

Zoomer Bait

When a person, typically a content creator plays loud sounds/screams and does frequent jump cuts to appeal to a younger audience.

PersonA: Dude all of TikTok is basically a bunch of zoomer bait
PersonB: Yeah, especially that IShowSpeed guy who screams at the top of his lungs for practically no reason

Zoomer Bait by BottleCapJim March 19, 2023

Boomer-Zoomer 

Traditional boomer, discovering and embracing the Zoom video app for social community activities, especially as a product of pandemic quarantine.

My wife is such a boomer-zoomer, now regularly connecting with her teenage best friends for the first time in decades using the Zoom video – it’s the new hen party.

Boomer-Zoomer by RayRayBeLove2018 April 22, 2020

Zoomadieu 

The farewell moments of a Zoom meeting or chat. A combination of “Zoom” and the French word for goodbye, “adieu.”

After a lengthy and tiring meeting, Nadine was eager to get to the Zoomadieu.

Nitai doesn’t like a long Zoomadieu. He keeps it short and to the point.

Zoomadieu by MikeInDC August 10, 2020