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A Slang term for Shrooms/Mushhrooms
by Intention May 24, 2003
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In parts of southeast Michigan, Person who is tells tall tails and shows off..flashy person. Originally a person who drives around alot.
Ever since he got his car hes become such a zoomer.
by Dearborn1 January 05, 2005
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A type of shot with the Sniper in Gears of War.

Arguably, the origin of this shot is speculated to have been created by "FeArZ No EviL".

Similar to a "Popshot", the Zoomer is when the player holds the L Trigger, then once the reticle is centered upon an opposing players head, then clicks the Left Analog stick (zooming with the scope) in followed immediately by firing the rifle giving the screen a sort of "quick zoom" effect.

The Zoomer is used for its accuracy and is quite satisfying when the headshot is acquired.
BLaacKeN: Omfg. Zoomer Spiderman ftw.

trevasco: Get luckyyyyyyyyyy.
by BLaacKeN March 12, 2010
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A person who goes to Churchy and shags animals especially dogs up the butt. Zoomers are known to have a lot of money and shag eachother when there isnt a hairy animal in sight.
ZOOMER! ZOOMER! ZOOMER! haha look at that ZOOMER! yo that ZOOMER just shagged that poor little puppy. Yo ZOOMER i bought ya a puppy.
by dominic October 09, 2004
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A person who sells fake drugs and then takes off before being found out.
"Damn! that zoomer just sold me cat nip!"
by THONGDADDYFLASH June 01, 2005
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Similar in nature to a flaming hard core nerd, but spacier, and typically cross eyed.
John: "Dude, what do you think of that dude Pee Wee?"
Jack: "Dude, he's a total zoomer."
by Professor W November 14, 2007
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