zooma

ugly ass pro player who flanks a lot

yo did you see zooma flank?

by Rice Gum September 30, 2015

zooma

A zooma is a girl (particularly in middle school or highschool) that only shops at zumiez. A zooma is also a wannabe skater girl.

Todd- “Yo look at that hot girl in zumiez”
Eugene- “Leave her bruh she’s a zooma”

by lilezra69 January 13, 2020

zing zing zooma

to pleasure ones self with a fast operating lube

omg i walked in when you ...were?
sorry I was like ...zing zing zooma

by wild and crazy guy October 21, 2008

zoom shirt

A clean shirt or blouse that's kept on the back of your desk chair to quickly be presentable for video conferences.

Zoom shirts are likely here to stay since more and more people are working from home due to Covid-19.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 3, 2020

Zoom potato

A person who spends most of their day at home on zoom calls, thus causing a sedentary lifestyle.

Since the beginning Covid-19 lockdown , I’ve been working from home and have turned into a zoom potato.

by Karen Thrift August 2, 2021

Zoom text fucking

when you try to crack up your co worker through text while you’re both on a zoom meeting, and everyone is expected to look and actually be engaged.

Justine was zoom text fucking with me during a work meeting. She said she had to mute the mic so no one would hear her blow a hole in her bed from her fart.

by Clauris April 7, 2020

Zoom University

Where the class of 2020 is graduating from at this point

"Dude, where did you go to college?"
"I graduated from Zoom University, class of 2020!"

by dummythicc69 March 22, 2020