Zoomtard
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zoom tard
A tard (retard) that usually zooms around in a helter-skelter fashion. Usually the zooming is done in a wheelchair or some other type of assist-type device.
Audience member 1: Dude, did you see Stephen Hawking take out half of those Science geeks at his recent speech?
Audience member 2: Yeah man, he's such a zoom tard.
Audience member 2: Yeah man, he's such a zoom tard.
Zootard
The name given to the supporters of Zutara (Zuko/Katara pairing) in the cartoon show Avatar: The Last Airbender, and who proudly refuse to give up the pairing just because it doesn't match the canon of the show (Katara/Aang, or Kataang).
Kataang fan: "Dude, when Katara and Aang kissed in the season finale I was so happy!"
Zootard: "Um, I'm a Zootard, don't even talk to me about that shit."
Zootard: "Um, I'm a Zootard, don't even talk to me about that shit."
Zootard by Marauder Shagger Zutarian October 23, 2009
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.