zoomer

someone always on tik tok

Kaiana why you always on tik tok and trendy stuff, you zoomer-

by bootyholeMMMM January 13, 2020

zoomer

someone who zooms e.g. a zoomer

jef: fortnight is dead
steev (who is a 95 yr old boomer): ok zoomer

by Bensha Poirot January 03, 2020

zoomer

In parts of southeast Michigan, Person who is tells tall tails and shows off..flashy person. Originally a person who drives around alot.

Ever since he got his car hes become such a zoomer.

by Dearborn1 January 05, 2005

zoomer

A person who goes to Churchy and shags animals especially dogs up the butt. Zoomers are known to have a lot of money and shag eachother when there isnt a hairy animal in sight.

ZOOMER! ZOOMER! ZOOMER! haha look at that ZOOMER! yo that ZOOMER just shagged that poor little puppy. Yo ZOOMER i bought ya a puppy.

by dominic October 10, 2004

zoomer

Similar in nature to a flaming hard core nerd, but spacier, and typically cross eyed.

John: "Dude, what do you think of that dude Pee Wee?"
Jack: "Dude, he's a total zoomer."

by Professor W November 15, 2007

zoomer

A person who sells fake drugs and then takes off before being found out.

"Damn! that zoomer just sold me cat nip!"

by THONGDADDYFLASH June 01, 2005

zoomer

To go out and have a mare. Ie a shit weekend.

Aw mate what a zoomer I had last night.

Haha did you see that bird u were with last night, you had a zoomer!

by matt from hants July 25, 2006