zooman 

a wasteman who drinks giraffes via the bum

"oi! u zooman u is melestin that giraffe!!!!

zooman by Roy woodhead January 16, 2008

zooman

zooman (noun)

A person known exclusively through video calls (especially Zoom), never encountered in physical space, and therefore distinct from a “human” in the sense of lived, in-person experience.

A relationship that exists only in virtual interaction, lacking the full dimensionality, sensory presence, and embodied connection associated with a human you’ve met face-to-face.

“We’ve shared a lot online, but he’s still a zooman, not yet a human in my world.”

zooman by groberto78 March 19, 2026

zoomonymity 

The anonymity that web meetings provide, especially when the camera is not turned on.

"Dude did you hear that racist remark that one guy made on the last zoom call? He must have great faith in his zoomonymity."

zoomonymity by Danlod2 November 19, 2020

zoolandlord 

Agent for a male model.

I need that guy for my upcoming show in Paris.

Talk to his Zoolandlord.

zoolandlord by vegasrew April 25, 2007

Zoomadieu 

The farewell moments of a Zoom meeting or chat. A combination of “Zoom” and the French word for goodbye, “adieu.”

After a lengthy and tiring meeting, Nadine was eager to get to the Zoomadieu.

Nitai doesn’t like a long Zoomadieu. He keeps it short and to the point.

Zoomadieu by MikeInDC August 10, 2020

Zoomaphobic 

Having or showing a hatred of zoomers (if you're stuck in 1864 and don't know what a zoomer is, a zoomer is basically someone born any time after 2006). zoomaphobes tend to be old people that think that facebook is still the new social media app that everyone uses; boomers.

"Ugh, I hate my grandpa, he's such a zoomaphobe." I complained "Yeah" my sister whispered, "he's so zoomaphobic."

Zoomaphobic by Ludwig Harris April 28, 2021

Darcey Zoolander

When one fails to do the "zoolander pose" miserably. Aka Darcey's version of the "zoolander pose" from the movie Zoolander. Basically, Darcey raises his eyebrows in a retarded fashion instead of giving the cool appearance of the real "zoolander pose". This definitly makes him look extrememly douchey.

Guy 1: Alright i am taking the picture.
1,2,3!

Guy 2: Wait up, i thing we're going to have to do that one over, I'm pretty sure i just pulled the "Darcey Zoolander".You know, when you have your eyebrows raised in a retarded fashion. Remember, Darcey was the first to do it hence the name "Darcey Zoolander."

Guy 1: Hahaha you did, man i'm sorry, we have to take this one over otherwise you'll look like a major douche bag!

Guy 2: Yeah i know, shut up.

Darcey Zoolander by ChrisFow June 24, 2008