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Beyond a whore (derived from horizontal)
Nick: I heard Tiffany has had sex with 10 generations of men.
Mitch: She's such a fucking zontal!
Zontal by Cock-a-hoop May 14, 2016
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zootarooney

Zootarooney is another term for spliff or joint
Yo bro pass me the zootarooney
zootarooney by Hniggah August 22, 2020

Zoltar Zinger! 

Zoltar Zinger:

A monumental laser-focused bitch-slapping zinger issued by Zoltar Speaks!, or a fellow traveler.
That reply from Zoltar Speaks! was a merciless gob-smacking and utterly devastating Zoltar Zinger!

Zntargvp 

Means magnetic in ROT13 encryption, a very common hint for geocaches.
"It's a zntargvp, stop looking through the ivy and check the steel rails!"
Zntargvp by Captain Craptastic February 4, 2010

Zentarsky 

10 to 12 ounces of light beer with 1 to 2 ounces of orange juice, preferably Miller Lite.

Easily made by pouring beer into a pint glass leaving room to add the orange juice.

Asked for by name at a wide range of establishments from dive bars to country clubs.
Bartender - what are we drinking today?

Patron - I will have a Zentarsky!
Zentarsky by Larson December 23, 2022
Awesome Black/Death Metal band from Sweden who are just in their 20's. Pure talent from these youngsters. Listen to them and you will know quickly they're great, and they're from Sweden.
"Have you heard of Zonaria?"
"No?"
"That's right... they're too good for you."
zonaria by homeman September 25, 2009
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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