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Beyond a whore (derived from horizontal)
Nick: I heard Tiffany has had sex with 10 generations of men.
Mitch: She's such a fucking zontal!
Zontal by Cock-a-hoop May 14, 2016
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Zontar is the lord of the underworld and his only purpose in life is to destroy sally in a race of epic proportion.
Kenny: I solute u Zontar, because u do not take shit...u only make shit
Zontar by tittle tattle October 5, 2008
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Zongalongas 

Another word for tits. If a girl has big boobs, she has big zongalongas.
1st person: Hey kid, did you see that chick earlier? 2nd Person: Hell yea, ol' girl had some zongalongas.
Zongalongas by goonieabanks March 25, 2013
Zonta is a word that means trustworthy and honest. But Zonta can also be used as a name. People with this name tend to be funny, sarcastic, and loyal. They tend to not take things seriously and think everything is a joke unless the “joke” is about a serious matter including family, friends, and being nice too others. These people are the best to be around because they will always make you smile and hype you up. And if you just wanna chill these are the people you need to be around.
Hey Zonta! How’s your day been going?”
zonta by ~•Z•~ October 18, 2019

zonalnet 

a really wierd , insane person who is really good at php
me : are you, weird , insane, and really good with php
zonalnet : moo.
zonalnet by pronto September 21, 2005

Cristiano Zonaldo

Cristiano Zonaldo is the greatest player of all time
Cristiano Zonaldo by Modou Sonadis January 30, 2020

zootallures 

Getting incredibly intoxicated and then mercilessly kicking people out of a party or a chatroom and then locking the door/channel and passing out in a drunken stupor, awakening to an empty room and teary complaints from those abused.
"Wtf!? I can't get back inside. :*( The door's locked!"
"I knw. He did a ZootAllures"
zootallures by Neon_Angel April 27, 2008
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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I hit a real purple patch.

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