Zoltar 

DJ for the Satellite Radio-Only (unless your in Baltimore and listen to 99.1 HFS) techno music show, "Subterranean". Is also known as "Zoltar, The Brother From Another Planet". Subterranean can be listened to on satellite radio on "The System" or on Saturday nights on 99.1 HFS in Baltimore, Maryland. Subterranean comes on from 12:00 to 2:00 in the morning.

Man did you hear that new song Zoltar hit up on the radio? That was tight!

Zoltar by NateAbel December 31, 2004

Zoltar 

Brandon Fontaine, the creature commonly known as Zoltar. Some doubt his existence is real because of how much of a complete piece of shit he is. But yet his bullshit clearly effects those around him, leaving them wondering if this is reality. He is a textbook narcissist and completely delusional, but delusional would give him too much credit, because he is well aware the shit that comes out of his mouth is bullshit. His disgusting lifestyle makes gollum look civilized. Should you ever encounter this creature, beware, for such a great intelligent successful person, he will con you into rides and anything else with no care of inconveniencing anyone. But should you encounter it, make sure to ask him how he killed 40 people for the Irish mob. I promise you, you will either piss yourself laughing or lose faith that this is reality. I would rather go thru the rest of my life in government level white torcher than ever listen to his voice again.

No there was no accident, my ears are bleeding from listening to Zoltar talk

Zoltar by leviathan9x May 18, 2019

Zoltar Zinger! 

Zoltar Zinger:

A monumental laser-focused bitch-slapping zinger issued by Zoltar Speaks!, or a fellow traveler.

That reply from Zoltar Speaks! was a merciless gob-smacking and utterly devastating Zoltar Zinger!

Zoltar Zinger! by Cornelius Gotchberg January 22, 2019

Zoltan

Zoltan, name
If you ever get the chance to love a Zoltan, you will be the luckiest woman in the world. Zoltan's are loving, generous, kind, funny, caring, and make the best partners. If you find yourself one, make sure you keep them! They are the sweetest people out there. They wear their heart on their sleeve and are the most amazing lovers.

Hey, who's she dating?
Looks like a Zoltan to me.

Zoltan by zolikasloverrrr1999 December 19, 2019

zoltaneering

Consists of throwing a snippet of one-upmanship bragging, into an otherwise innocent looking question

An example of zoltaneering:
"How do you park a Bentley close enough to the entrance of the Ivy so that my Peruvian model girlfriend doesn't get her hair wet when it rains? Thanks in advance"

zoltaneering by manfrom1980 August 29, 2008

Zoltan

If you know someone who is so incredibly amazing, heroic, brave, great and can change the world, they are a Zoltan. This is because the real Zoltan, Zoltan Tildy, was an amazing hero who saved us all by risking his life and single handedly defeating Nazi Germany.

Person 1: WOW! That person has got to be the best person that has ever lived!
Person 2: What a Zoltan!

Zoltan by Anonymous Zoltaniest March 27, 2019

zootarooney

Zootarooney is another term for spliff or joint

Yo bro pass me the zootarooney

zootarooney by Hniggah August 22, 2020