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Well spoken, sometimes silly but never foolish, liked for his ability, and varied accomplishments, likes his friends to be prompt, A person well-suited to new lands and new faces, must curb impulse to play instead of study, not shy in or out of the spotlight. Extremely friendly
Zoher is able to go up to pretty much anyone and strike up a conversation. Loves to meet new people.
Zoher by nccjoe February 3, 2010
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zohkrasalehki

A mythical belly-dancing midget from northern Afghanistan, renown for being the world's biggest tightass- despite the odor which leaks from her dribbling backside. There have been reported sightings of her whereabouts on islolated villages, attempting to copulate with various mountain goats.

Causes instant death in close proximity when she swings her arms about, while suffocating people around her with her very bad BO from her armpits which closely resembles.. a gorillas anus.
Boy: " Woah shit, is that a zohkrasalehki?"

Girl: "I don't know, but it's definitely doing something to that goat!!"
zohkrasalehki by tbagzzz April 24, 2010
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Zoher • Zoner • zohar • Zoheb • Zherka • Zohet • zohra • Zahera • zober • zohara

Zohnerism 

The act of presenting true, but misleading facts to confuse scientifically illiterate people.

It was named when a teenager named Nathan Zohner sought to ban the chemical "Dihydrogen monoxide" from public use. Zohner stated the following things about "Dihydrogen Monoxide"

-It is colorless and tasteless

-It can easily cause suffocation (especially in its liquid form)

-It can burn your skin at high temperatures

-If too much of it is consumed, it can cause a feeling of being bloated, and possibly even death

-And to top it all off, it is present in EVERY stream, river, pond, etc. in the world

...And so on. Zohner then asked his classmates to vote on whether or not to ban "Dihydrogen monoxide." The vote was yes by an extremely large margin. It was at this point that Zohner revealed the trick: Dihydrogen monoxide is much better known by a much more simple name...WATER! Everything he stated about WATER was true; he just distorted them in such a way to make it sound extremely dangerous. Thus, the term "Zohnerism" was born.
Another example of a Zohnerism would be for someone to say that people should not "Touch their pussies" in front of other people, and saying that it's "Unsanitary" or it "Gets hair everywhere" This is technically true, so naturally people would be supportive of it. But the word "Pussy" can also refer to a cat, which the other people did not understand; by exploiting the dirty minds of his peers, the person just tricked his peers into agreeing that people should not pet their cats in front of other people; but he didn't lie to them at all.
Zohnerism by Ubeenbamboozledson January 2, 2022
She is the best of them all!!!!
That's all she is very loving and kind and innocent, and she will love you with her whole art!
She is the best Mom, Wife, Girlfriend, Friend, Sister!
She is a goddess!
Oh Zohre is so kind!
zohre by mazza16 April 1, 2019
zahera is the most adorable sexiest girl i ever met. She is a great ball player, she can be a little salty sometimes but she is a real good listener when u wanna talk...If you ever have a chance to meet her be her friend which is very fun, she will put a smile on your face sometime of way
One day I was sad and Zahera came along and asked what was wrong we talked and there it was a smile on my
Zahera by baby zee December 29, 2017
The most beautiful of all the names in the world. This woman screams out sexy with her long black hair and perfectly smooth tan skin. She is hit on constantly by so many guys that she wears earphones so that she can pretend that she can't hear them. She loves the outdoors and new adventure that challenge her to become better everyday. She is very smart and lovable her smile will melt anyone's heart. She is always happy and tries to find the good in every person no negativity will get her down. Only the lucky few would get to receive her affection and only one would get her heart.
Guy 1: Hey look at that girl over there she is so sexy.

Guy 2: She listen to something she won't pay attention to u.

Guy 1: Only if i can get her to look over here.

Guy 2: It's not going to happen.

Zohra: I wish that guy would stop looking over here.
zohra by stephypoo September 8, 2011

zher hooi 

efficiency in handling Insurance policies, especially those related to Pansy Tehq Lheeng Private Limited.

effeminate yet efficient in doing assignments when in a group

those blessed by the Society of Nightingale are bound to be efficient nurses. bound to become a scarlet medic from Tyr's Hand.
"Zher Hooi!"
"eh got some ride tiger one you know, violent.. HOOAH! Zher Hooi!"
"In Life.. to Zher Hooi is to assume that you know Tailoring and Cooking."
"Aren't we goin' to the Insurance Company? meet near Zher Hooi."
zher hooi by Leehyiang Zhenghua November 9, 2008
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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