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zored
Suffix used at the end of many "gamer/nerdy" terms to emphasize the meaning of the word. Mainly used during competitive-online video games such as Halo 3 and World of Warcraft.
*After ownzing up someone to the maxzore*
"Deng fellas!!! I pwnzored the hell out of that maxzore nub!!!! LoLz!!!"
"Deng fellas!!! I pwnzored the hell out of that maxzore nub!!!! LoLz!!!"
zored by jedd to the maxzore February 4, 2008
Zohnerism
The act of presenting true, but misleading facts to confuse scientifically illiterate people.
It was named when a teenager named Nathan Zohner sought to ban the chemical "Dihydrogen monoxide" from public use. Zohner stated the following things about "Dihydrogen Monoxide"
-It is colorless and tasteless
-It can easily cause suffocation (especially in its liquid form)
-It can burn your skin at high temperatures
-If too much of it is consumed, it can cause a feeling of being bloated, and possibly even death
-And to top it all off, it is present in EVERY stream, river, pond, etc. in the world
...And so on. Zohner then asked his classmates to vote on whether or not to ban "Dihydrogen monoxide." The vote was yes by an extremely large margin. It was at this point that Zohner revealed the trick: Dihydrogen monoxide is much better known by a much more simple name...WATER! Everything he stated about WATER was true; he just distorted them in such a way to make it sound extremely dangerous. Thus, the term "Zohnerism" was born.
It was named when a teenager named Nathan Zohner sought to ban the chemical "Dihydrogen monoxide" from public use. Zohner stated the following things about "Dihydrogen Monoxide"
-It is colorless and tasteless
-It can easily cause suffocation (especially in its liquid form)
-It can burn your skin at high temperatures
-If too much of it is consumed, it can cause a feeling of being bloated, and possibly even death
-And to top it all off, it is present in EVERY stream, river, pond, etc. in the world
...And so on. Zohner then asked his classmates to vote on whether or not to ban "Dihydrogen monoxide." The vote was yes by an extremely large margin. It was at this point that Zohner revealed the trick: Dihydrogen monoxide is much better known by a much more simple name...WATER! Everything he stated about WATER was true; he just distorted them in such a way to make it sound extremely dangerous. Thus, the term "Zohnerism" was born.
Another example of a Zohnerism would be for someone to say that people should not "Touch their pussies" in front of other people, and saying that it's "Unsanitary" or it "Gets hair everywhere" This is technically true, so naturally people would be supportive of it. But the word "Pussy" can also refer to a cat, which the other people did not understand; by exploiting the dirty minds of his peers, the person just tricked his peers into agreeing that people should not pet their cats in front of other people; but he didn't lie to them at all.
Zohnerism by Ubeenbamboozledson January 2, 2022
Zahre
The name of royalty. Given usually to Arab princes and other middle eastern places. A name held in high esteems. Also stands for arabian pimp or handsome womanizer of many culures.
"Prince Zahre go take out the horse shit"
"Go fetch me a Zahre"
"Look over at that Zahre he is quite delicious"
"Go fetch me a Zahre"
"Look over at that Zahre he is quite delicious"
Zahre by President elect May 11, 2009
zohra
The most beautiful of all the names in the world. This woman screams out sexy with her long black hair and perfectly smooth tan skin. She is hit on constantly by so many guys that she wears earphones so that she can pretend that she can't hear them. She loves the outdoors and new adventure that challenge her to become better everyday. She is very smart and lovable her smile will melt anyone's heart. She is always happy and tries to find the good in every person no negativity will get her down. Only the lucky few would get to receive her affection and only one would get her heart.
Zoheb
Zoheb's have a very intelligent and bossy type of personality.
Or they can be very kind caring and helpful
Or they can be very kind caring and helpful
*person 1*:Omg! Who is that new guy? I heard he loves to read and study. Maybe he can help me on a project.
person 2: Oh, that's just Zoheb. The new kid.
*person 1*: No wonder he is called Zoheb!
person 2: Oh, that's just Zoheb. The new kid.
*person 1*: No wonder he is called Zoheb!
Zoheb by Busy person June 16, 2020
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