A lifeless person sits behind a computer and watches all fucking hell break loose. Typically a position In an Operations Department. Zoning usually means long hours of stress while shitting and pissing your pants because you can't get up.
That Jim is a fine Zoner.....he looks like a champ in the beginning of his shift then like shit at the end. I wonder if he's got erectile disfunction because of it!.......
by 311gus August 02, 2019
by NouveauRiche July 14, 2014
The term for the condition caused by one's zipper curling to look like a boner. Can occur by a fly zipper or a sweatshirt zipper.
by Zhoom45 December 26, 2010
Combination of zipper and boner
When your zipper forms into a boner like way
giving you a zoner.
When turned at a 69 degree angle zoners are quite likely
When your zipper forms into a boner like way
giving you a zoner.
When turned at a 69 degree angle zoners are quite likely
Satchel: woah you look like you have a total woody right now, your bulge is pultruding
Jon Donners: no i don't have a dick, thats just my zoner
Jon Donners: no i don't have a dick, thats just my zoner
by JohnPhillipDonners January 24, 2009
A zipper boner.
by chicken fagina August 19, 2009
A girl that friendzones frequently.
A girl that takes pleasure in friendzoning guys either to keep their options open or to feel a sense of power.
Usually an attention freak or a girl that seeks out drama.
A girl that takes pleasure in friendzoning guys either to keep their options open or to feel a sense of power.
Usually an attention freak or a girl that seeks out drama.
"I wouldn't be hanging around that zoner; all you're doing is walking straight into heartache city."
"She's a waste of time bro," said the wingman. "Why is that?" "She is the top zoner in the school!"
"She's a waste of time bro," said the wingman. "Why is that?" "She is the top zoner in the school!"
by AnthonyAtaraxia December 21, 2014
-Can you come up to the board and write your answer?
-Oh, uhhh. I can't
-why not?
-well i was just daydreaming and now i have a pretty stark zoner.
-Oh, uhhh. I can't
-why not?
-well i was just daydreaming and now i have a pretty stark zoner.
by The Arsenator October 17, 2009