Zoner

A lifeless person sits behind a computer and watches all fucking hell break loose. Typically a position In an Operations Department. Zoning usually means long hours of stress while shitting and pissing your pants because you can't get up.
That Jim is a fine Zoner.....he looks like a champ in the beginning of his shift then like shit at the end. I wonder if he's got erectile disfunction because of it!.......
by 311gus August 02, 2019
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"Stop being such a Zoner and find the lighter!"
by NouveauRiche July 14, 2014
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The term for the condition caused by one's zipper curling to look like a boner. Can occur by a fly zipper or a sweatshirt zipper.
You got a banana in your pants, or are you just excited to see me?
Shut up, it's just a zoner.
by Zhoom45 December 26, 2010
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Combination of zipper and boner
When your zipper forms into a boner like way
giving you a zoner.
When turned at a 69 degree angle zoners are quite likely

Satchel: woah you look like you have a total woody right now, your bulge is pultruding
Jon Donners: no i don't have a dick, thats just my zoner
by JohnPhillipDonners January 24, 2009
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Jill: omg do u have a boner?!
Sam: no its my zipper I swear! Its a zoner, not a boner!!
by chicken fagina August 19, 2009
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A girl that friendzones frequently.

A girl that takes pleasure in friendzoning guys either to keep their options open or to feel a sense of power.
Usually an attention freak or a girl that seeks out drama.
"I wouldn't be hanging around that zoner; all you're doing is walking straight into heartache city."

"She's a waste of time bro," said the wingman. "Why is that?" "She is the top zoner in the school!"
by AnthonyAtaraxia December 21, 2014
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a boner you get in the middle of class when you stop paying attention and let your mind wander
-Can you come up to the board and write your answer?
-Oh, uhhh. I can't
-why not?
-well i was just daydreaming and now i have a pretty stark zoner.
by The Arsenator October 17, 2009
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