zober

the art of not being stoned.

zober is to stoned
as
sober is to drunk

God damn, I only just became zober.

by dudley November 18, 2004

zoberism

Zoberism is defending the rights of zbars in all over the world.
Zoberism movements have campaigned and continue to campaign for Zbar's rights, including the right to: vote, hold public office, work, earn equal pay, own property, receive education, enter contracts, have equal rights within marriage, and maternity leave.

I am zoberest and I am happy to be part of these Zoberism movements.

by Ahmed yas November 17, 2020

Zobered

the act of shitting in ones under-britches because of physics

Matt: Hey Sean, d'ya study for physics buddy??

Sean: No, man i went home and tried to but I quickly became Zobered and ended up doing laundry instead

Matt: ahhh, happened to me last week..

by I<3P.B.64 November 17, 2009

Zobered

the act of shitting in ones under-britches because of physics

Matt: Hey Sean, d'ya study for physics buddy??

Sean: No, man i went home and tried to but I quickly became Zobered and ended up doing laundry instead

Matt: ahhh, happened to me last week..

by I<3P.B.64 November 17, 2009

Zober

A person, usually a teenager, who tries to impress but fails miserably.
Often have very short hair and keep riding their cheap modified scooters in circles to impress girls.

Joe: "Here comes William on his ear-destroying motorcycle again..."
Jack: "What a zober..."

by luggysp April 19, 2019

Zober

Zyn Sober. When you were once totally shitfaced, but used a 6mg+ pouch to achieve the required headspace to ~potentially~ drive home.

Guy 1: Hey man, can you drive us home when we get back to afters?

Guy 2: yeah man, I’m Zober.

by SetDaToneMalone May 11, 2024