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Other phrases include Zofty and iTard, both share this definition.

A slur to describe the subsection of Gen Z/iGen who are extremely sensitive and think that they are making a difference when in reality, they are making the entire generation look foolish, so much so that the rest of Gen Z is embarrassed to be associated with them. Instead focusing on actual issues that affect people, zetards are well known to complain about and cancel almost anything that the majority of people would deem non-issues, examples include:

Aunt Jemima syrup, Uncle Ben's rice, Marshall the police pup from the kids show Paw Patrol, Dr. Seuss, Eminem, Pepé Le Pew, and the list goes on.

The differences that they make is tantamount to setting a house ablaze just because the house needed some cleaning done. They take no accountability for their actions and refuse to educate themselves on the subjects they complain and/or put on the cancel chopping block.
Kayla's on Twitter trying to cancel the Fresh Prince of Bel Air for some reason; that zetard needs to calm down.
Zetard by Malevolent Avatar May 10, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
a zit beard
Doug had the most exquisite beard this side of the Ohio river. But with the seemingly well cultivated zit garden on his sister Chelsea's chin, you would think she maintained her zeard out of some strange case of penis envy.
zeard by provider44 January 14, 2010
Related Words
Zetard • zeard • Zeetard • Zenardis • zetadisorder • Zetara • Zetarn • Zeward • zitard • Zutard
a beard that consists of zits (no hair)
Holy Shit dude that kid has a gnarley zeard. he should use proactive to clean that oily ass face up
Zeard by 4TheYouth June 15, 2010
Receiving oral sex in exchange for services rendered from a party that would not be expected to offer such a thing, such as a lesbian offering to a male.
The dyke said if he managed to fix the part on her car she'd have to give him a zeward as payment.
Zeward by T0pper July 6, 2010
Person who is obsessed with the Isuzu brand of vehicle to the point that he / she can not just own one . Who's every function in life is to dump money onto their shitbox.
Glad yo see I am not the only Zutard in this group
Zutard by Zutard June 20, 2022


(zit+beard) a profusion of zits that has taken residence on a man's chin, cheeks, neck, and the area above the upper lip. A beard of zits.
Damn, that poor guy has a serious zeard. How does he shave?
zeard by Andrew Fletcher August 9, 2006

e-ztarded 

A person who drives in the e-z pass toll lane who does not have an e-z pass. The person is then shocked and confused when they go to the pay window and no one is there to take there money
Driver without E-Z pass- "What do I do? There is no one in the booth here for me to pay my toll!?"

Driver with E-Z Pass behind them- "Drive through moron, it's an e-z pass lane. That jerk is definetly e-ztarded"
e-ztarded by R J Hodgson November 27, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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