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Other phrases include Zofty and iTard, both share this definition.

A slur to describe the subsection of Gen Z/iGen who are extremely sensitive and think that they are making a difference when in reality, they are making the entire generation look foolish, so much so that the rest of Gen Z is embarrassed to be associated with them. Instead focusing on actual issues that affect people, zetards are well known to complain about and cancel almost anything that the majority of people would deem non-issues, examples include:

Aunt Jemima syrup, Uncle Ben's rice, Marshall the police pup from the kids show Paw Patrol, Dr. Seuss, Eminem, Pepé Le Pew, and the list goes on.

The differences that they make is tantamount to setting a house ablaze just because the house needed some cleaning done. They take no accountability for their actions and refuse to educate themselves on the subjects they complain and/or put on the cancel chopping block.
Kayla's on Twitter trying to cancel the Fresh Prince of Bel Air for some reason; that zetard needs to calm down.
Zetard by Malevolent Avatar May 10, 2021
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Doug had the most exquisite beard this side of the Ohio river. But with the seemingly well cultivated zit garden on his sister Chelsea's chin, you would think she maintained her zeard out of some strange case of penis envy.
zeard by provider44 January 14, 2010
Related Words
Zetard zeard Zeetard Zenardis zetadisorder Zetara Zetarn Zeward zitard Zutard
a beard that consists of zits (no hair)
Holy Shit dude that kid has a gnarley zeard. he should use proactive to clean that oily ass face up
Zeard by 4TheYouth June 15, 2010
Receiving oral sex in exchange for services rendered from a party that would not be expected to offer such a thing, such as a lesbian offering to a male.
The dyke said if he managed to fix the part on her car she'd have to give him a zeward as payment.
Zeward by T0pper July 6, 2010
Person who is obsessed with the Isuzu brand of vehicle to the point that he / she can not just own one . Who's every function in life is to dump money onto their shitbox.
Glad yo see I am not the only Zutard in this group
Zutard by Zutard June 20, 2022
(zit+beard) a profusion of zits that has taken residence on a man's chin, cheeks, neck, and the area above the upper lip. A beard of zits.
Damn, that poor guy has a serious zeard. How does he shave?
zeard by Andrew Fletcher August 9, 2006

e-ztarded 

A person who drives in the e-z pass toll lane who does not have an e-z pass. The person is then shocked and confused when they go to the pay window and no one is there to take there money
Driver without E-Z pass- "What do I do? There is no one in the booth here for me to pay my toll!?"

Driver with E-Z Pass behind them- "Drive through moron, it's an e-z pass lane. That jerk is definetly e-ztarded"
e-ztarded by R J Hodgson November 27, 2006