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Zits by Shadow Avenger December 23, 2004
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Plural of the word zit.
A temporary blemish on the skin, usually caused by dirt and oil. They are filled with pus, and look like ugly bumps.
I gave him some facial cream to reduce his zits.

Her zits were very embarssing and hard to cover up with makeup.
Zits by Ten February 18, 2005
Related Words
a) lil titties
b) tits in German
Commen here, Helga, lemme squeeze der zits
zits by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

Zits on Balls 

An expression used to describe something awesome or amazing.
"Hey bro, come check out these chicken wings. They're zits on balls, yo."
Zits on Balls by Zits0nBawlz May 8, 2013

sperm zits 

Blemishes formed on a man or woman's face after receiving a cum facial. These zits are believed to be caused by individual sperms getting trapped in the pores looking for something to impregnate. :( poor lil guys.
Betty/Bill, you should get some clearasil for those sperm zits I gave you last night.
sperm zits by Bigguns McGee July 7, 2010
abnormally large breasts. Usually at least a C-cup or larger, however, this is based upon the size of the girls frame. You are drawn to Fat Zits, they beckon you to play with them.
When I saw her Fat Zits shaking around I came in my pants. I only date girls who have Fat Zits! Those Fat Zits were bought and paid for. I want to wrap her Fat Zits around my flag pole!
Fat Zits by nuckinfutz87 January 16, 2011

Ethan Zits 

A boy who is homosexual and is attracted to sprinkles and call of duty
bestie: do yk who ethan zits is?
bestie #2: yes….hes A boy homosexual and is attracted to sprinkles and call of duty
Ethan Zits by baldi123 September 23, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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